An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.
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Title: Santa with Muscles (1996)
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Cast
| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Hulk Hogan | ... | Blake | |
| Don Stark | ... | Lenny | |
| Robin Curtis | ... | Leslie | |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Clayton | |
| Aria Noelle Curzon | ... | Elizabeth | |
| Adam Wylie | ... | Taylor | |
| Mila Kunis | ... | Sarah | |
| Jennifer Paz | ... | Helen Chu | |
| Clint Howard | ... | Hinkley | |
| William Newman | ... | Chas | |
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Robert Apisa | ... | Franco |
| Pierre Dulat | ... | Pierre | |
| Steve Valentine | ... | Dr. Blight | |
| Ed Begley Jr. | ... | Ebner Frost | |
| Kai Ephron | ... | Dr. Vial | |
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An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.
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pantyhose | black pantyhose | female stockinged legs | police chase | mall santa |Taglines:
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Rated PG for action violence and brief mild languageParents Guide:
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Elizabeth: Dear Santa, how are you? I'm not doing so well. There's this really, really bad man, Ebner Frost, who lives up on the hill... He's got these weird people working for him and I think they're gonna do something really bad this Christmas.
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One of the executive producers is Jordan Belfort. Leonardo DiCaprio played him in The Wolf of Wall Street (2013). See more »Quotes
[first lines]Elizabeth: Dear Santa, how are you? I'm not doing so well. There's this really, really bad man, Ebner Frost, who lives up on the hill... He's got these weird people working for him and I think they're gonna do something really bad this Christmas.
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6 December 1996 (Brazil) See more »Also Known As:
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Box Office
Opening Weekend USA:
$120,932, 10 November 1996Gross USA:
$220,198Cumulative Worldwide Gross:
$220,198Company Credits
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we just rented it last night, and I'd have to say it deserves its high ranking. when we stopped by the rental place to pick it up after calling ahead, the entire staff wanted to meet us, they were all dying of laughter...apparently it hadn't been rented in 6 years.
Anyway, the "plot". Hulk Hogan is some rich guy that likes playing paintball. He beats some people up. while running from the police, he hits his head while wearing a Santa suit. So naturally, when he wakes up, he thinks he's santa. Then he beats some more people up. He winds up at an church orphanage (which has a grand total of three kids) for some reason. Some other bad guy wants the church orphanage destroyed, so Hulk Hogan beats up some henchmen. So the kids take Hogan on a tour of the catacombs (and of course a California church would have catacombs). while there, they discover a vault containing....glowing, magic rocks. It starts getting weird after that.
The best joke of the night while watching the movie: "Can you imagine the writers' meeting while coming up with this plot? Writer 1: But WHY does the villain want to destroy the orphanage? pause Writer 2: Two words: magic minerals.