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Santa with Muscles (1996)

PG | | Comedy | 8 November 1996 (USA)
An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
... Blake
... Lenny
... Leslie
... Clayton
... Elizabeth
... Taylor
... Sarah
... Helen Chu
... Hinkley
... Chas
Robert Apisa ... Franco
... Pierre
... Dr. Blight
... Ebner Frost
... Dr. Vial
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An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac.

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He's naughty, He's nice, and He's coming to save Christmas. See more »

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Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG for action violence and brief mild language
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8 November 1996 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Agios Vasilis me... pontikia  »

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Box Office

Opening Weekend USA:

$120,932, 10 November 1996, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$220,198, 5 December 1996
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1.85 : 1
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Trivia

According to Business Week (Dec. 15, 1997) the executive producer was Jordan Belford, subject of 'The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)'. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Elizabeth: Dear Santa, how are you? I'm not doing so well. There's this really, really bad man, Ebner Frost, who lives up on the hill... He's got these weird people working for him and I think they're gonna do something really bad this Christmas.
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Jingle Bells
(uncredited)
Written by James Pierpont
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Definitely no stocking stuffer for your happy holiday!
24 December 1998 | by See all my reviews

One word: FORGETTABLE! That's it! Its best use is a substitute for a lump of coal in your stocking! Angry Johnny would thank Santa for it, and because he's been a naughty boy all his life! Don't let this be next year's X-mas present under your tree!!!


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