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Never Met Picasso (1996)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Drama, Romance | 28 November 1997 (USA)
A gay thirty year old lives at home and is in the midst of a serious creative funk. Rejected by numerous art schools and lacking romantic prospects, he looks to his charismatic Uncle Alfred for inspiration.

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Stephen Kijak

Writer:

Stephen Kijak
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Alexis Arquette ... Andrew Magnus
Georgia Ragsdale ... Lucy
Margot Kidder ... Genna Magnus
Don McKellar ... Jerry
Keith David ... Larry
Alvin Epstein Alvin Epstein ... Uncle Alfred
Omewenne Omewenne ... Ingrid
Diane Beckett Diane Beckett ... Mailwoman
Craig Hickman Craig Hickman ... Poetry Slammer
David Levine David Levine ... Jack
John O'Callaghan ... Paul
Jody O'Neil Jody O'Neil ... Marc
Edward Stanley ... Young David / Mailperson (as Eddie Rutkowski)
Ursula Ryan Ursula Ryan ... Nurse
Richard Snee Richard Snee ... Thomas Magnus
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A gay thirty year old lives at home and is in the midst of a serious creative funk. Rejected by numerous art schools and lacking romantic prospects, he looks to his charismatic Uncle Alfred for inspiration.

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Family Trees, Twisted Roots

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Comedy | Drama | Romance

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Not Rated

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Boston's art scene revealed in a tangled web of cliches
2 August 1999 | by gonz30See all my reviews

NEVER MET PICASSO owes its name to its main character(brought to life well by Alexis Arquette), a struggling Boston painter. However, its essential plot seems to be the description of a dysfunctional family of sexually-confused artists. How original! Composed of the young gay painter(Arquette), his unbalanced mother (Margot Kidder: art imitating life?) who, among other quirks, discovers her lesbian side in her late 40's), this family also features the gay uncle, the distant father and a menagerie of "in-laws" and friends. These encompass artsy and psychic lesbians, dead lovers, black screaming queen artists, and even an S&M queen who is a history professor by day. If this collage of 90's stereotypes interest you more than an original, coherent plot, then NEVER MET PICASSO is definitely for you.


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