Mrs. Winterbourne (1996)
Grace Winterbourne: She is Hugh's widow, and she has just given birth to my grandson, under 200 tons of twisted metal. Now, I don't care if she turns out to be a Colombian drug lord, I'm going to help her all I can. And unless you start treating her with some respect, I'll take you over my knee and spank you! And don't you think for one minute that I can't do it...
Bill Winterbourne: Paco...
Paco: My money's on her.
Connie: What's this?
Paco: This is a Rolls Royce.
Connie: Wow, that's like the Cadillac of automobiles, huh?
Paco: No, the Mercedes-Benz is the Cadillac of automobiles. This is a Rolls Royce.
[Connie and Grace have performed a duet in which Connie has had to fake her lines]
Christine: What a singular interpretation!
Connie: Oh, fuck off.
Grace Winterbourne: You heard her, fuck off.
Connie: It's nice to meet a grown man who's still afraid of his mommy.
Grace Winterbourne: How did I ever raise such a snob?
Bill Winterbourne: It's a mystery Mother... let's ask the servants.
Connie: Oh, Mother Winterbourne. Come in.
Grace Winterbourne: Mother Winterbourne! That's what I called my mother-in-law because she seemed so cold and distant.
Connie: Oh. What did you end up calling her?
Grace Winterbourne: Mother Winterbourne. She was cold and distant.
Paco: [to Connie/Patricia as she is leaving] I don't know where you come from. But I do know this: You are as much as Winterbourne as I am.
[Putting a drunk Paco to bed]
Bill Winterbourne: Let's make a Paco taco!