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Dinosaur Valley Girls (1996)

Haunted by recurring dreams of Hea-Thor (Denise Ames), a gorgeous cavegirl,and a menacing Allosaurus, action-movie star Tony Markham (Jeff Rector) soon finds himself transported, by means ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jeff Rector ... Tony Markham
William Marshall ... Dr. Benjamin Michaels
Griffin Drew ... Daphne Adrian
Harrison Ray Harrison Ray ... Sensei and Beeg-Mak
Elizabeth Landau Elizabeth Landau ... Andrey Benedict
Carrie Vanston Carrie Vanston ... Karen Forster
Shirlee Jean Brown Shirlee Jean Brown ... Masseuse
Tony Clay Tony Clay ... TV Anchorman
Joan Gregory Joan Gregory ... Paleontologist
Yvonne Green Yvonne Green ... Fan
Dawanda Pesicka Dawanda Pesicka ... Fan
Susan Jay Susan Jay ... Fan
Bobby Cabana Bobby Cabana ... Museum Visitor
Marc Schirmeister Marc Schirmeister ... Guy with Guy in Hawaiian shirt on museum steps
J. Reynolds Shoenberger J. Reynolds Shoenberger ... Museum Visitor
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Haunted by recurring dreams of Hea-Thor (Denise Ames), a gorgeous cavegirl,and a menacing Allosaurus, action-movie star Tony Markham (Jeff Rector) soon finds himself transported, by means of a magic Icon, back through time to Dinosaur Valley. Now trapped in world of dangerous dinosaurs, grunting cavemen and a tribe of exotic, love-starved cavegirls, Tony must put his modern-days skills to extreme tests in order to survive prehistoric perils, win the cavegirl of his dreams and (maybe) return to his own time? Written by Anonymous

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Language:

English

Release Date:

8 February 2002 (Japan) See more »

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Open the door, get on the floor...
28 April 2008 | by ThrownMuseSee all my reviews

This is an unforgivably awful movie about a dude who transports back to an era where stop-motion dinosaurs attack "cavewomen" that somehow possess ginormous breast implants. Karen Black plays some sort of Cave Mom to the clan of cavewomen. She has a small handful of scenes that she cowers and grunts through, and they aren't really related to the rest of the film. When the cavewomen are off seducing the heroes, battling dinosaurs, or engaging in unnecessary dance sequences that look straight from the "Walk the Dinosaur" video by Was (Not Was), the scene will randomly switch to Black, writhing up against a wall, eating meat on a stick. It's embarrassing and she deserved much better than to be stuck in cameos like this in the 90s. She does look great for her age here (which, depending on your source, is anywhere between 48 and 57) and she does get to try her hand at physical comedy in her three scenes. So, if you're a die-hard Black fan, than it may be worth watching just for her quick funny bit, but otherwise, it's an intolerable mess to sit through.


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