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Dinosaur Valley Girls (1996)

Haunted by recurring dreams of Hea-Thor (Denise Ames), a gorgeous cavegirl,and a menacing Allosaurus, action-movie star Tony Markham (Jeff Rector) soon finds himself transported, by means ... See full summary »

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Donald F. Glut

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jeff Rector ... Tony Markham
William Marshall ... Dr. Benjamin Michaels
Griffin Drew ... Daphne Adrian
Harrison Ray Harrison Ray ... Sensei and Beeg-Mak
Elizabeth Landau Elizabeth Landau ... Andrey Benedict
Carrie Vanston Carrie Vanston ... Karen Forster
Shirlee Jean Brown Shirlee Jean Brown ... Masseuse
Tony Clay Tony Clay ... TV Anchorman
Joan Gregory Joan Gregory ... Paleontologist
Yvonne Green Yvonne Green ... Fan
Dawanda Pesicka Dawanda Pesicka ... Fan
Susan Jay Susan Jay ... Fan
Bobby Cabana Bobby Cabana ... Museum Visitor
Marc Schirmeister Marc Schirmeister ... Guy with Guy in Hawaiian shirt on museum steps
J. Reynolds Shoenberger J. Reynolds Shoenberger ... Museum Visitor
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Haunted by recurring dreams of Hea-Thor (Denise Ames), a gorgeous cavegirl,and a menacing Allosaurus, action-movie star Tony Markham (Jeff Rector) soon finds himself transported, by means of a magic Icon, back through time to Dinosaur Valley. Now trapped in world of dangerous dinosaurs, grunting cavemen and a tribe of exotic, love-starved cavegirls, Tony must put his modern-days skills to extreme tests in order to survive prehistoric perils, win the cavegirl of his dreams and (maybe) return to his own time? Written by Anonymous

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

8 February 2002 (Japan) See more »

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(director's cut)

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Color
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The last film appearance of William Marshall (1924-2003) See more »

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No animals, extinct or extant, were harmed in the making of this movie. Humans on the other hand... See more »

Alternate Versions

The film was distributed in the USA in 1999 in VHS in two versions: the Director's Cut (uncut version), and an edited version minus some nudity (family version). See more »

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A steaming pile of poo
24 November 2002 | by leez34See all my reviews

This movie does not deliver in any way. If you're looking for a funny low-budget flick, sorry, you're out of luck. The acting is terrible, the scenes flat, and the staging horrendous. Also, it's WAY too boring to have fun watching, even with a bunch of drunk friends. If you're looking for soft-core porn, you'll be even more disappointed. Some breasts at the beginning and scattered through the middle, and one sex scene with precious little nudity and no eroticism whatsoever are the only porn-like moments of the film. There is maybe a minute's worth of boobies in this long, boring flick. The movie's one saving grace: the ridiculous soundtrack. The self-indulgent director Glut records himself singing two lovely tunes. The first, "Jurassic Punk," is unforgettable, and shown music video-style over a montage of cave girls trying to dance sexily but looking like doofuses and a stop-motion allosaur rubbing its teeth on a plastic stegosaur. The second, "Dinosaur Valley Girls," runs over the closing credits and is not quite as memorable, but still quite catchy. Actually worth the rental for the songs, but just fast forward the rest of the movie. 2 out of 10.


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