Ted Levine: Louis Stein
Louis : Payback's a motherfucker.
Louis : Welcome home, convict! A very touching story, my hemorrhoids bleed for you.
Louis : Ma', I don't know where my teeth are. Hey pa', are you wearing my teeth?
Louis : Men love to hate. It's what separates us from the females of the spieces. It's the natural law in Wild America.