Robert Stack: ATF Agent Flemming
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Quotes
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Agent Bork : Chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?
Agent Fleming : Bork, you're a Federal Agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition.
Agent Bork : Oh, uh... You know that guy in whose camper they... I mean, that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?
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Agent Fleming : Give us the unit!
Beavis : Why does everybody want to see my schlong?
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[after apprehending Butt-head]
Agent Fleming : Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.
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Agent Flemming : Well, I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle.
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David VanDriessen : I assume you're a government agent. I would think you'd know there's something in this country called due process, okay?
Agent Fleming : That's about the kind of talk I'd expect from the guy who taught these two. Take this scum away.
David VanDriessen : I believe I'm supposed to be read my Miranda rights. Now, if...
[he is interrupted as an ATF agent slugs him in the chest with the butt of the rifle; VanDriessen moans in pain]
