Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996) Poster

Kristofor Brown: Man on Plane, Man in Confession Booth #2, Old Guy, Jim

Quotes 

  • Beavis : Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair. We've traveled, um, a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it's not gonna happen. Damn it!

    Bus Driver : Hey, buddy, sit down.

    Beavis : Shut up, ass-wipe! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score. It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old like these people... but they've probably scored!

    Bus Driver : Hey, I'm warning you! SIT DOWN!

    Beavis : [motioning to Martha]  It's, like, this chick's a slut. And look at this guy. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times!

    Old Guy : [nodding]  Oh, yeah.

    Beavis : But not us. We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!

  • [in a church confession booth] 

    Man : I'm sorry. How many Hail Marys?

    Beavis : A thousand. And I want you to hit yourself, right now.

    Man : Um, now?

    Beavis : Yeah. Do it.

    [the man hits himself] 

    Beavis : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Harder.

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