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The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) Poster

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Pinocchio: [to Gepetto] How about carving me a girlfriend?

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Pinocchio: Miracles are made in the heart papa.

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Pepe: Applause may be good for the moment, but love is everlasting.

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Gepetto, the Puppet Mason: Excuse me, but haven't you two got a pushcart to rob?

Volpe: We've already done that.

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Felinet: But, Gepetto, darling, we were just playing with him.

Gepetto, the Puppet Mason: He'll play with his own sort.

Felinet: And what sort may that be?

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Pinocchio: [riding The Big One; thinking] A real boy. I'm a real boy. I'm a real boy!

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[the ride on The Big One leads through a fountain of water, which the boys drink, including Pinocchio, but it leaks out of holes in his body]

Saleo: [to Pinocchio] Hey, Woody! You're leaking!

Lampwick: I guess some guys just can't hold their water.

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Professor: Would someone please like to tell us of a characteristic which separates humans from the rest of the animal kingdom?

Lampwick: [aside, to another student] Cages.

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Lampwick: [to Pinocchio] Hey, Woody, you ever get termites?

Pinocchio: What are termites?

Saleo: They're bugs.

Pinocchio: I like bugs.

Lampwick: Not these kind, you don't.

Saleo: They eat wood like you.

[he kicks Pinocchio in the leg]

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[Pinocchio's nose is stretching really long because he is lying about punching Lampwick]

Professor: There are two kinds of lies: lies that have short legs and lies that have a long nose. And yours are clearly the kind that have the long nose.

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Pepe: [to Pinocchio] Say, do you always squish someone before being formally introduced?

Pinocchio: Are... Are you a termite?

Pepe: Oh, puh-lease!

Pinocchio: So you're not gonna eat me?

Pepe: Thanks for the offer, but I'm on a low-wood diet. Let me introduce myself. The name is... Pugnacio Elecuzio P. Elegante. Gimme a "P", an "E", a "P", an "E", put 'em all together and call me... Pepe!

Pinocchio: Pepe?

Pepe: You don't like it?

Pinocchio: It's okay.

Pepe: I'm very sensitive, you know.

Pinocchio: No, it's... it's fine.

Pepe: We can't all be called Pinocchio.

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Pinocchio: [Pinocchio is in the forest] Smell that pine.

Pepe: You know, they ought to bottle that scent so you can spray it around your house.

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Pinocchio: [in the forest] This is where I belong.

Pepe: You know, I prefer the beach myself, but property there is so expensive.

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Leona: [Gepetto is going out to sea to find Pinocchio] You're going to kill yourself for one of your puppets?

Gepetto, the Puppet Mason: He's my son.

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Pepe: [fired through the air on a rocket] I can't go on a trip! I forgot to go to the bathroom!

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[Pinocchio has tricked Volpe and Felinet into drinking the water that turns bad boys into donkeys]

Volpe: [turned into a fox] Don't you just hate that kid?

Felinet: [turned into a cat] Not as much as I hate you!

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Lorenzini: Act like a jackass, if you have the nerve. Drink up the water, get what you deserve. Be wicked, be naughty, come drink from my fountain. Then I'll be rich, king of the mountain!

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Pinocchio: See you later, Papa.

Gepetto, the Puppet Mason: Pinocchio, where are you going?

Pinocchio: To play with Lampwick.

Gepetto, the Puppet Mason: Did you do your studies and all of your chores?

Pinocchio: Yes, Papa.

Gepetto, the Puppet Mason: [Hesitates] Sometimes, I wish that nose still grew.

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Luigi's wife: Morning, Luigi.

Woman in laundry: Put a sock in it, Luigi!

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Lorenzini: You steal my donkeys?

Pinocchio: They're not your donkeys. This one's Lampwick.

[Lampwick is a donkey and the boys laughing]

Lorenzini: Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Pinocchio, a good boy does not go around spreading lies.

Pinocchio: It's not a lie. My nose grows when I lie.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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