Party Girl (1996– )
Judy: Mary, since your mother died, I've tried to be some kind of family to you, but you keep treating me like an ATM machine.
Mary: Judy, you know I'd love you even if you didn't spit out crisp twenties!
Mary: I love the freedom of not knowing what I'm gonna do until I'm apologizing for having done it!
Mary: Work isn't supposed to interfere with your life, it's supposed to pay for it!
[Wanda exits the room]
Derrick: I could have sworn some little girl from Kansas dropped a house on her!
Mary: You know how some pill bottles say, "Don't operate heavy machinery"? Right now, Judy could kill herself with a tissue!