Witchcraft 7: Judgement Hour

Good warlock Mr Spanner returns and this time he is battling vampires, just when you thought the Witchcraft franchise couldn't get any dumber it does.

This however was advertised as "The final chapter" alas they lied, in fact this was only half way through what is shaping up to be the worst movie franchise in history.

What concerns me most is the fact that these were not cheap films, they each cost an average of a million dollars each so why do they look so damn awful?

Judgement Hour also ramps the eroticism up, you can barely go two scenes without a sex scene or some level of nudity. I'm your standard red blooded male who has his hand on his junk at least 10% of the day, but still this was overkill.

Once again Witchcraft 7 is truly awful stuff.

The Good:

I'll get back to you on that

The Bad:

Naff villian

Appalling sfx

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

The Witchcraft franchise must have survived by devolving into softcore porn

One of the DVD special features was Julie Strains topless comedy jam, nuff said