Toy Story (1995)
Wallace Shawn: Rex
Rex : Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?
Woody : He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.
Buzz : Excuse me.
Buzz : [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]
Hamm : Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody : Oh, what? What? These are plastic; he can't fly.
Buzz : They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.
Woody : No, you can't.
Buzz : [sighs] Yes, I can.
Woody : Can't.
Buzz : Can.
Woody : Can't, can't, ca-an't!
Buzz : I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody : Okay, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.
Buzz : All right then, I will. Stand back, everyone.
Buzz : What's going on?
Woody : Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.
Buzz : I'd better have a look anyway.
[he looks through Lenny the binoculars]
Buzz : Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody : [moves Lenny] That's why. Sid.
Buzz : [seeing a dog] Sure is a hairy fella...
Woody : [re-moving the binoculars] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. *That* is Sid.
Buzz : [Sid is laughing maniacally] You mean that happy child?
Mr. Potato Head : That ain't no happy child!
Rex : He tortures toys - just for fun!
Slinky Dog : [after Buzz gets knocked out the window and lands into the bushes nearby] Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something.
Rex : What is it Boy?
R.C. the Race Car : [RC whirrs his wheels]
Mr. Potato Head : He's saying that this is *no* accident!
Bo Peep : What do you mean?
Mr. Potato Head : I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!
[the toys all stare at Woody in shock]
Woody : Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head : That's Mr. Potato Head to *you* you backstabbing murderer!
Woody : Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.
Slinky Dog : We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?
Rex : [nervously] Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!
Mr. Potato Head : Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's *new* favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with *me* more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?
Hamm : I don't think we should give him the chance.
[watching guests arrive for Andy's party]
Rex : Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm : Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.
Rex : They're getting bigger...
Slinky Dog : Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
[boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]
Rex : What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
Woody : Hey! Who moved my doodle pad way over here?
Rex : [jumps in front of Woody] ROAR!
Woody : Hey, how ya doin', Rex.
Rex : [stops roaring] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody : I was close to being scared that time.
Rex : I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.
Sergeant : [he can't see what Andy is holding up] It's a...
Rex : It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?
[Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out]
Rex : Oh, no!
Mr. Potato Head : Oh, you big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Rex : Way to go, Rex!
Woody : [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!
Hamm : He's putting them in backward!
[to Mr. Potato Head]
Hamm : Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!
Woody : PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!
Sergeant : [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
[Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up]
Sergeant : ... juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!
Woody : ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!
[mayhem breaks out]
Mr. Potato Head : [in a panic] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
Rex : Out of my way! Here I come, here I come!
[Rex bonks his head with bucket]
Rex : Hey, Woody? Where'd you go?
Mr. Potato Head : He's lying, Buzz ain't there.
[Woody returns with Buzz' detached arm, hiding it slightly from the other toys]
Woody : Oh, hi Buzz. Why don't you say hello to the guys over there?
Woody : [Imitating Buzz' voice] Hiya fellas. To infinity and beyond!
Rex : [while he and the other toys look in amazement] Hey look, it's Buzz!
Woody : [shakes the arm's hand] Yeah, hey, Buzz. Let's show the guys our new secret best-friends hand shake. Gimme five, man!
[Hi fives Buzz's severed arm]
Hamm : [to Mr. Potato Head] Something's screwy here.
Woody : So, you see. We're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz?
Woody : You bet, give me a hug.
[makes the arm grab his neck and pull him forward into a hug; chuckles]
Woody : Oh. I love you, too.
Slinky Dog : See? It is Buzz!
[to Mr. Potato Head]
Slinky Dog : Now give back the lights, Potato Head.
Slinky Dog : [while the toys try to extend a chain of toy monkeys to Buzz, who's fallen in the bushes, but catches up to Andy, his mom, and Woody, who are driving to Pizza Planet] It's too short. We need more monkeys!
Rex : There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!
[tosses to barrel aside, then calls down]
Rex : Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm!
Rex : Where could he be?