Kids (1995) Poster


Leo Fitzpatrick: Telly



  • Telly : When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that's all you got. When you go to sleep at night you dream of pussy. When you wake up it's the same thing. It's there in your face. You can't escape it. Sometimes when you're young the only place to go is inside. That's just it - fucking is what I love. Take that away from me and I really got nothing.

  • Casper : How did she smell? Did her puss stink?

    Telly : Take a whiff.

    [Telly holds up his fingers and Casper smells them] 

    Casper : Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best.

  • Telly : You got any money?

    Casper : Three pennies and a ball o' lint, kiiiddd.

  • Telly : I'm askin' you one last time. Do you got "dis-tick"?

    Deli Owner : What are you saying, "dis-tick"?

    Casper : He said this dick, motherfucker!

  • Casper : That girl was 12, you hit that shit up?

    Telly : Who am I? I'm the motha-fuckin virgin surgeon.

  • Telly : But like, if you deflower a girl man, man, you're the man. No one can ever do that again. You're the only one. No one, no one, has the power to do that again.

    Casper : Right. The way I see it. My outlook on the situation. It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying? Say you was to die tomorrow right, fifty years from now all the virgins you ever fucked are gonna remember you. Right? They gonna tell their grandkids about that shit.

  • Kim : So this is your new girl, huh?

    Telly : I hope so. For now.

    Kim : You like 'em kinda young, right? Babies?

    Telly : I like 'em new. Not like you.

  • Telly : I think if we fuck, you would love it!

  • Telly : Condoms don't work. They either break, or they slip off, or they make your dick shrink. Nah, but you still gotta use em, yo. At least I did once.

  • Telly : Virgins. I love 'em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure.

  • Telly : You happen to have dis dig?

    Deli Owner : Wha?

    Telly : This dig. I'm curious. Do you have it?

    Deli Owner : What is dis dig?

    Telly : Dis dig.

    Deli Owner : What do you say?

    Telly : This dig. I'm curious. Do you have it?

    Deli Owner : Wha?

    Telly : Dis dig man. Dis dig, dis dig...

    Deli Owner : I don't understand... I don't understand you... uhhh.

    Telly : OK... one last time. Do you have dis dig?

    Deli Owner : What you say... dis dig?

    Casper : He said 'this dick', motherfucker! Don't you understand English?

    Korean Guy : Stupy fucky boys. Fucky.

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