Alberta Watson: Lauren Murphy
Mrs. Murphy : Listen you guys, help yourself to anything in the fridge... Cereal has.
Mrs. Murphy : [Picking up the phone pretending to be on a call] Can I cut the electricity to his room so he'll sleep normal hours? He's been playing with his computer all night for a solid week.
Mrs. Murphy : Well, yes, he could be playing with himself. Yes, I'll ask. Dade? You like girls, don't you?
Dade Murphy : Yeah. I just haven't found one as charming as you yet.
Mrs. Murphy : You haven't been doing anything stupid, right, Dade? Right, Dade?
Dade Murphy : Right, Mom. And I'm still a virgin!