Monster Mash: The Movie (1995)
Mary: I'm sure any woman that got to know the real you wouldn't even notice your, uh...
Mary: No, thanks.
Igor: The good doctor requests your presence downstairs for some horse devourers.
Mary: Oh, you mean hors d'oeuvres.
Igor: You've never met the cook!
Igor: She's mine! The girl is mine, she's mine! The doggone girl is mine!
Count Vladimir Dracula: Look who thinks he's Michael Jackson.
Mary: I have some skeletons in my closet.
Scott (Romeo): Don't worry, we all do. I once let my math teacher, Mr. Higgins, French kiss me. I was failing and I needed the grade. But it doesn't mean anything. I mean, it's not like I enjoyed it.
Mary: No Scott, I mean literally, I have skeletons in my closet. Bones, a skull, the works!
Dr. Victor Frankenstein: I warned you what I'd do if you let him get away! Does the name Kevorkian mean anything to you?
Scott: What are you doing here?
Natasha: Don't pretend you didn't feel that strange electricity between us at dinner!
Scott: I thought that was just static cling.
Natasha: Don't waste the moment! Take me in your arms! Hold me! Crush me! Kiss me!
Scott: What about your husband?
Natasha: You can kiss him later.
Dr. Victor Frankenstein: What a harebrained plot!
Igor: Yes, master. Sorry for thinking.
Dr. Victor Frankenstein: You don't get *paid* to think.
Igor: Come to think of it, I don't get paid at all.
Dr. Victor Frankenstein: There you go again, thinking!
Scott: You'll never get away with this!
Dr. Victor Frankenstein: That's what they told Teddy Kennedy.
Count Vladimir Dracula: Before I go, I must drink the blood of a virgin. That's the trouble with Transylvania, critical shortage of virgins.
Dr. Victor Frankenstein: You should never have let Madonna move in.
Igor: You, young man, will be in the blue room. Nobody's slept in here since the old master passed on to the great beyond! Dr. Frankenstein's father died in this very bed!
Scott: How long ago was that?
Igor: Oh, about 2:30.
[Mary picks up a small case]
Mary: Where'd you get the old bag?
Dr. Victor Frankenstein: She was referred by an associate.
Dr. Victor Frankenstein: You've had a terrible trauma.
Scott: I have? When?
Dr. Victor Frankenstein: Now.