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Blondes Have More Guns (1996)

A bumbling detective, along with his loyal sidekick and a man in a dog suit, tracks down a sultry chainsaw murderess!

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Michael McGaharn Michael McGaharn ... Harry Bates
Elizabeth Key Elizabeth Key ... Montana Beaver-Shotz
Richard Neil ... Dick Smoker
Gloria Lusiak Gloria Lusiak ... Dakota Beaver
André Brazeau André Brazeau ... Captain Hook
David Myers David Myers ... Lyle Shotz
Bryan Kent ... The Doctor (as Brian York)
Bennie Buttner Bennie Buttner ... Dr. Hasselblad / Henry
Ramona Lisa Ramona Lisa ... Patricia Martin
Derek-James Yee Derek-James Yee ... Tom Woo (as Derek Yee)
Ron Meier Ron Meier ... Detective
Richard Myers Richard Myers ... Dahmer
Anderson Lim Anderson Lim ... Short Cop
Bebe Conrad Bebe Conrad ... Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)
Paul Ferrari Paul Ferrari ... Security Guard


A bumbling detective, along with his loyal sidekick and a man in a dog suit, tracks down a sultry chainsaw murderess!

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Comedy | Thriller

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for sexuality and language


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Release Date:

31 August 1996 (Germany) See more »

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Filmagic Pictures See more »
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Captain Hook: We're placing her under surveillance.
[a knight in armor strolls through the police station]
Cops: Good night, Sir Valence!
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References Scarface (1983) See more »

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Dumb fun (with the emphasis on 'dumb')
1 July 1999 | by AdecSee all my reviews

'Blondes have more guns' is an amusing, joke-a-minute ultra low budget comedy from the Troma stable, and while it definitely lacks the sheen (no pun intended) of similar comedy spoofs such as 'Hot Shots' there is still fun to be had here if you can forgive the nonexistent budget.

Direction by George Merriweather is passable (just), and while the jokes only work probably half the time at best the script does keep shooting them rapidfire one after the other so that you don't notice the ones that tank quite so much as you otherwise may have. Apart from that the script is the usual spoof material, a paper thin plot that just acts as an excuse to take the piss out of films like 'Basic Instinct', 'Lethal Weapon' et al.

If this film has one major flaw it's that even at 86 minutes it can't quite sustain it's length, and seems to run out of steam (and jokes) near the end, but then that same complaint is true for most films of this type.

Performance wise it's no great shakes either, however both Michael McGaharn and Elizabeth Key are pretty good in the lead roles of dumb cop on the case and prime suspect respectively, while Derek Yee, Ramona Lisa and Richard Neil all add to the fun with amusing performances.

In short this is goofy low budget fun, and if you don't mind that fact and like this type of film then you could do worse than to check this one out, however if your the type of person that needs their films to have a certain level of gloss to them then you'd best avoid this one (and the rest of Troma's films for that matter). Good, solid, campy low budget fun.


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