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Blondes Have More Guns (1996)

A bumbling detective, along with his loyal sidekick and a man in a dog suit, tracks down a sultry chainsaw murderess!
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Michael McGaharn Michael McGaharn ... Harry Bates
Elizabeth Key Elizabeth Key ... Montana Beaver-Shotz
Richard Neil ... Dick Smoker
Gloria Lusiak Gloria Lusiak ... Dakota Beaver
André Brazeau André Brazeau ... Captain Hook
David Myers David Myers ... Lyle Shotz
Bryan Kent ... The Doctor (as Brian York)
Bennie Buttner Bennie Buttner ... Dr. Hasselblad / Henry
Ramona Lisa Ramona Lisa ... Patricia Martin
Derek-James Yee Derek-James Yee ... Tom Woo (as Derek Yee)
Ron Meier Ron Meier ... Detective
Richard Myers Richard Myers ... Dahmer
Anderson Lim Anderson Lim ... Short Cop
Bebe Conrad Bebe Conrad ... Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)
Paul Ferrari Paul Ferrari ... Security Guard
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A bumbling detective, along with his loyal sidekick and a man in a dog suit, tracks down a sultry chainsaw murderess!

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Comedy | Thriller

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Rated R for sexuality and language
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Official Sites:

Troma

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

31 August 1996 (Germany) See more »

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Filmagic Pictures See more »
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Color
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Captain Hook: We're placing her under surveillance.
[a knight in armor strolls through the police station]
Cops: Good night, Sir Valence!
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References Scarface (1983) See more »

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Not as much fun as it sounds
2 January 2010 | by gridoon2019See all my reviews

First of all, the title is kind of misleading: yes, there are blondes in this movie, but they use guns approximately 1% of the running time (at the most). Unless the title refers to their others "assets", in which case it makes more sense. Anyway, this spoof of "Basic Instinct" (with such side targets as "Indecent Proposal", "Body Of Evidence" and "9 & 1/2 Weeks") is certainly not lazy - there's a visual or verbal gag every 10 seconds or so - but, unfortunately, only a small portion of these gags score; the first 10 minutes are the best, the last 10 minutes, in particular, degenerate into sloppy idiocy. For most of the people involved, this was their first and last film; one that I would have liked to see in more is former Miss California (or so the Troma DVD cover claims) Elizabeth Key, who is not only beautiful (though the nudity is provided by the other leading lady, Gloria Lusiak), but a pretty funny comedienne as well. *1/2 out of 4.


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