A bumbling detective, along with his loyal sidekick and a man in a dog suit, tracks down a sultry chainsaw murderess!
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Title: Blondes Have More Guns (1996)
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Cast
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Michael McGaharn | ... | Harry Bates |
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Elizabeth Key | ... | Montana Beaver-Shotz |
| Richard Neil | ... | Dick Smoker | |
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Gloria Lusiak | ... | Dakota Beaver |
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André Brazeau | ... | Captain Hook |
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David Myers | ... | Lyle Shotz |
| Ken Belsky | ... | The Doctor (as Brian York) | |
| Benny Buettner | ... | Dr. Hasselblad / Henry (as Bennie Buttner) | |
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Ramona Lisa | ... | Patricia Martin |
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Derek-James Yee | ... | Tom Woo (as Derek Yee) |
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Ron Meier | ... | Detective |
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Richard Myers | ... | Dahmer |
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Anderson Lim | ... | Short Cop |
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Bebe Conrad | ... | Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad) |
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Paul Ferrari | ... | Security Guard |
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A bumbling detective, along with his loyal sidekick and a man in a dog suit, tracks down a sultry chainsaw murderess!
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[a knight in armor strolls through the police station]
Cops: Good night, Sir Valence!
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Captain Hook: We're placing her under surveillance.[a knight in armor strolls through the police station]
Cops: Good night, Sir Valence!
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31 August 1996 (Germany) See more »Company Credits
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This is the very worst film I have ever seen in my life on all accounts. It is a series of continuous and abysmally stupid jokes. If it had a plot, I don't know what it was. It appeared that the guy who was writing it was trying to write an "Airplane" style film but tried too hard and with hackneyed lines. The cheesy "Under Sir Veillance" bit was about the highlight of the entire film. Then, on top of this inanity, add lots of gratuitous nudity which contributes nothing to the story except that the person making the film was probably getting off (it appeared the camera froze in a few chosen spots...like we have never seen those before!) The only funny thing aspect of this film is that it was even listed on here! I was shocked to find it. Okay,it is memorable but so is food poisoning. I was trying to think of the worst film I have ever seen and then looked it up! Haha! There it was! Think of the most boring home movie you have ever seen...then, divide the entertainment value in half. That is this film.