Billy Madison (1995) Poster

(1995)

James Downey: Principal

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  • Principal : Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • Principal : Mr. Madison, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples.

    [Billy clears his throat several times] 

    Billy Madison : Uh... Okay. The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger.

    [Later] 

    Billy Madison : So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.

    [Long pause] 

    Billy Madison : Knibb High football rules!

    [the crowd erupts into cheers] 

    Principal : Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    Billy Madison : Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

  • Knibb High Principal : If there is any attempt for either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, I am just gonna snap. Do I make myself clear?

    Billy Madison : Yes, Sir.

    Eric : Yes, Sir.

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