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In the House (TV Series 1995–1999) Poster

(1995–1999)

Quotes

Jackie Warren: You're the nanny. It's your job to fix things.

Marion Hill: Whoa. Don't ever call me the Nanny. You can call me sir, you can call me boss or you can call me what all the ladies call me... Mr. Goodbar.

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Tiffany Warren: My mind is open and so are my eyes. Those ladies are liars and they're losers.

Jackie Warren: Tiffany, I went through a lot to set this up, now you're gonna meet these ladies - case closed.

[Voice activated door closes]

Jackie Warren: Well, it's nice to know something around here is listening to me.

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Jackie Warren: Sasha, I know you want me in your calling circle, but I don't consider you as family or friends.

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Milton: Community property doesn't cover what's in my head.

Jackie Warren: Neither does hair!

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Regina: You always could make me laugh, Marion. Even in bed.

Marion Hill: You feel ready for a good laugh right now?

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Jackie Warren: I've got so much baggage.

Marion Hill: I know. Some guys like a little extra baggage.

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Sascha: You have a very strong gum line.

Jackie Warren: Excuse me?

Sascha: I always notice a person's smile. I'm a dental hygienist.

Jackie Warren: Oh. I guess if you go to work in an outfit like that, you'll never have to say "open wide"

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Marion Hill: [while on a date] I just started my own business and I'm running a little low on cash, so a french restaurant is out. But I know a mice little Scottish place down the street... McDonald's?

[date drive off and leave]

Marion Hill: I got cookies!

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Marion Hill: No problem ever got solved in bed. In fact as you get older, you'll find a lot of problems start in bed... Especially when you're playing in a different city every week...

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Carlton: I don't wanna toot my own horn, but I was captain of the chess team.

Marion Hill: Somehow I get the impression you toot your own horn a lot.

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