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Hercules: This is not my world... DISAPPOINTED!

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Ares: I can't believe you have these mortals convinced that you're this "Kevin Sorbo" character.

Hercules: Some people just aren't ready for the truth.

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Hercules: What are you doing here?

Iolaus: What do you mean?

Hercules: Iolaus, you're dead.

Iolaus: Yeah, well, I was kinda hoping you wouldn't notice.

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Iolaus: Have you ever been wrong?

Hercules: I thought so once, but I was wrong.

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Autolycus: Ah, my fame spread like wildfire.

Iolaus: No, more like a bad rash.

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[Hercules is walking through a cavern where dozens of Arachne's cocooned victims are bound in spider's web]

Hercules: This is one big web site.

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Autolycus: All men think they're fascinating- in my case, it's justified.

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Iolaus: The truth hurts doesn't it.

Autolycus: Yeah, so does my fist.

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Autolycus: I hate to break it to you, big guy, you've got harpies.

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Hercules: Rumor has it that Otis stole it from a warlord who had stolen it from someone else.

Autolycus: So much for honor among thieves; gives us all a bad name.

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Autolycus: Gadzooks, if I were a woman I'd kiss myself!

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Loki: Rage makes a poor tactician.

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[Iolaus tries to fight a giant eel by himself]

Lydia: How do you expect to win?

Iolaus: You just keep going until something clever occurs to you.

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[after bopping a thug in the face with his own forehead]

Salmoneus: Ahh! How do people do that without getting headaches?

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Trojan Fugitive: [poking a spear at a trembling bush] Come out, spy!

Weyland the Slave: [standing up indignantly] I'm not a spy! I'm a slave!

Trojan Fugitive: We do not accept slaves in Troy.

Weyland the Slave: That's all right. I'm used to prejudice.

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Hercules: Once you have harpies you can't get rid of them.

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Autolycus: Of course I care about the needs of the people... I happen to be one of them.

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