[preparing to launch]
Matuzak: She's a little shaky.
Ricky: Blood pressure's gonna loosen her teeth and her pulse is pushing 140.
Matuzak: If she farts she'll get ahead of the pod.
[to his younger, slimmer, self]
McComb: Do yourself a favor: lay off the fucking candy bars.
Walker: [confronting a purse-snatcher on rollerbaldes] Read it!
Rollerblades: [reading the boot extended in his face] Wolverine?
Walker: Between the lines!
Rollerblades: I should get the fuck out of here?
Walker: [lowers his foot] Very good. First... I think you have a purse to return.
Fielding: I really could care less whether you like me or not, but you don't know a thing about me. I was with IA for two years, I'm field-rated in weapons and tactics, and speak three languages. Impressed?
Walker: I'm blown away.
Fielding: I read the Atwood file.
Walker: You didn't mention you could read.
Walker: There is never enough time.
Melissa: Time for what?
Walker: To satisfy a woman.
Melissa: Then you never want to miss an opportunity.
McComb: When I'm in office it's going to be just like the 80's. The top 10% will get richer and the other 90% can emigrate to Mexico where they can get a better life.
McComb: You see, I'm an ambitious Harvard-educated visionary who deserves to be the most powerful man in the world and you... you're a fucking idiot who never figured out that the only way to make anything of himself with all that fancy kicking was on Broadway.
Walker: Thanks for clearing that up.
[as he kicks the villain]
Walker: I'm still kicking. I must be on Broadway.
Palmer: Fifty thousand volts, motherfucker. Have a nice day.
Matuzak: [after catching Ricky with virtual reality porn] Damn it, Ricky, I catch you fucking this machine again, I'll break your neck.
Ricky: Sorry, chief.
Walker: Looks like safe sex to me.
Palmer: [points a gun at Max] Don't tell anyone I killed you. I'm on bail.
McComb: Do you realize how inappropriate that word is? Do I look frozen to you?
Walker: You look like shit to me!
Irish Cop: Poor bastard. Tomorrow might have been a brighter day.
Handlebar: [assumes a boxing pose to fight Walker] I went 10 rounds with John L. Sullivan himself.
Walker: [takes him out easily] I saw Tyson beat Spinks on TV.
[after stopping a crook without violence]
Walker: He must have read my mind.
Melissa: The way you speak English, he'd have to.
[after kicking a guy into liquid nitrogen]
Walker: I guess I should have told him to 'freeze'.
McComb: I think he got the picture.
Matuzak: You're allowed to have a life, you know. I read it in a manual somewhere.
McComb: Look, don't expect to be my Chief of Staff if my slamming your face into the side of the car is gonna turn you into a sniveling worm.
[with gun in hand]
McComb: What's the problem? You just point it, pull the trigger, and boom, someone dies.
McComb: That's C-4. Not only will it turn this house into dust, but it will also separate every part of you from every other part of you.
Atwood: [to Max] I can't tell you anything. He'll send somebody back to wipe out my grandparents. It'll be like I'll never existed. My mother, my father, my wife, my kids, my fucking cat.
Walker: I'll tell you this: if I can't go back to save her, this scumbag is not going back to steal money.
McComb: Country's down the drain because of the special interests. We need somebody in the White House so rich he doesn't have to listen to anybody.