The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

After first seeing this movie, my actions were warped toward the nonsensical for days. I have since seen it five or six times, and personally, consider it a fantastic film. It is primarily a spoof on the slasher movie formula, with a very esoteric twist added on. It follows a group of high-schoolers on their prom night, who, in the heat of an argument, take off in a car, and mysteriously become lost within minutes. Soon enough, they encounter Velmer, armed in his Illuminati Wrecking truck,(which should, for perceptive viewers,[which obviously does not include the impatient idiots who have reviewed this movie on this same board] illustrate some of the wierd events to come) whose job it is to cause these teenagers to experience absolute terror, with the hopes (of his Illuminati boss, who possesses archemedean-spiraled stomach nipples)that they will have spiritual experiences (or at least, that those who survive will!). Velmer does this with the help of his family, which includes his cocky but controlled girlfriend, his older brother, now emasculated (the former Leatherface), and someone whose relation to Velmer I can't figure out, as whose name, I'm pretty sure, is Dubayee (personally, I think that Dubayee is my favorite character). Expect events to transpire which will leave you wondering for weeks if not months, and, for earnest viewers, a serious search including multiple viewings, trying to ascertain just what this movie is trying to say. Good luck, happy viewing, and congradulations on refraining from quickly passing this, or any, movie off before you make a careful analysis of it (which, again, the aforementioned previous reviewers have failed to be). Peace. -Lih