Little Giants (1994)
Rick Moranis: Danny O'Shea
Danny O'Shea : [disguising his voice as a little old lady] State police? Oh, thank God! My name is Thelma Mae Rogers, I'm 86 years old, I live in Urbania. There are two men down the bridge from the Shell station spying on some kids!
[passes the phone to Timmy, who starts to "cry"]
Danny O'Shea : I just don't think it's right for men their age to be parading around in their underwear!
Timmy Moore : Please, hurry!
Danny O'Shea : Oh no!
[hangs up the phone]
Danny O'Shea : Nice job, Timmy.
[they high five]
Danny O'Shea : [Keven and Danny are racing to claim the new player] This whole town may love you, but I'm the only one who knows how truly sick you are!
Kevin O'Shea : I treated you like a prince!
Danny O'Shea : You ignored me!
Kevin O'Shea : I took you to see the Cleveland Indians!
Danny O'Shea : You left me at the stadium!
Danny O'Shea : [When the Giants, losing at the half, want to be put on the injured list] You know, there is something you guys should know. When I was 10 years old, I put myself on the injured list. I never got off.
Timmy Moore : Why?
Danny O'Shea : Cause I didn't get picked a few times, so I started hiding under the bleachers.
Marcus : That's where we belong, under the bleachers.
Danny O'Shea : No you don't. You guys belong out there with those Cowboys. You know how I know that? Because I belong out there with my brother.
Rudy Zolteck : Give us a break, coach. You could never beat Kevin O'Shea at anything!
Danny O'Shea : That's not true. I did beat him once.
Jake Berman : When?
Danny O'Shea : When we were kids. We used to race our bikes down Cherry Hill every day after school. We raced every day and he always beat me, but one time, one time I beat him.
Jake Berman : You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill?
Danny O'Shea : Yes, I did. He ate my dust.
Johnny Vennaro : Big deal. One time.
Tad : You know, one time at Randy Cooper's swim party, I did a backflip off the high dive, and my brother chickened out.
Marcus : Roger chickened out? He's a Marine!
Rudy Zolteck : Ah, that's nothing! One time at the spring carnival, I beat both of my brothers in the Cow Dung Toss.
Tad : You beat Matt and Brett in the turd toss?
Jake Berman : You know, one time I went fishing with my entire family, and I was the only one that didn't throw up.
Marcus : So, what? It still doesn't make us good football players.
Danny O'Shea : Well, wait a second, guys. Who said you had to be good to play football? You play football because you want to. You play football because it's fun. You play football so you could pretend you're Joe Montana throwing a touchdown pass, or Emmitt Smith going for a long run. And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves.
Tad : One time.
Rudy Zolteck : One time.
Junior Floyd : [Smiles] Yeah one time!