The Lion King (1994)
Nathan Lane: Timon
Pumbaa : Hey, Timon, ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there?
Timon : Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know.
Pumbaa : Oh. What are they?
Timon : They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing.
Pumbaa : Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
Timon : Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.
Timon : What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
[Timon and Zazu are cornered by hyenas]
Timon : Please don't eat me.
Pumbaa : Drop 'em!
Banzai : Hey, who's the pig?
Pumbaa : Are you talkin' to me?
Timon : Uh-oh, they called him a pig.
Pumbaa : Are you talking to *me*?
Timon : Ya shouldn't have done that.
Pumbaa : ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
Timon : Now they're in for it!
Pumbaa : THEY CALL ME MR. PIG!
[screams as he charges towards the hyenas]
Pumbaa : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Timon : Let me get this straight. You're the king? And you never told us?
Adult Simba : Look, I'm still the same guy.
Timon : But with power!
Nala : Could you guys excuse us for a few minutes?
Timon : Hey, whatever she has to say, she can say in front of us. Right, Simba?
Adult Simba : Mm... Maybe you'd better go.
Timon : It starts. You think you know a guy...
[Timon and Pumbaa leave]
Adult Simba : Timon and Pumbaa. You learn to love 'em.
Timon : [singing and dancing the hula] Luau! / If you're hungry for a hunk of fat or juicy meat / Eat my buddy Pumbaa here, / 'Cause he is a treat / Come on down and dine / On this tasty swine/ All you hafta do is get in line. / Ahhhh ya achin'...?
Pumbaa : Yup, yup, yup!
Timon : Forrrr some bacon?
Pumbaa : Yup, yup, yup!
Timon : Heeee's a big pig!
Pumbaa : Yup, yup!
Timon : You can be a big pig, too. Oy!
Timon : [Trying to push Pumbaa, whose stuck under a log, while running away from a Lioness] Why do I always have to save your... Ahhh!
Timon : Geez! It's a lion! Run, Pumbaa! Move it!
Pumbaa : Hey, Timon, it's just a *little* lion. Look at him. He's so cute and all alone! Can we keep him?
Timon : Pumbaa, are you nuts? We're talking about a lion; lions eat guys like us!
Pumbaa : But he's so little.
Timon : He's gonna get bigger.
Pumbaa : Maybe he'll be on our side.
Timon : A - huh! That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. Maybe he'll b-... Hey, I got it! What if he's on our side? You know, having a lion around might not be such a bad idea.
Timon : [to Nala, after she accidentally surprises him] Don't ever do that again! Carnivores, ugh!
Timon : Lady, have you got your lions crossed!
Timon : [singing] I can see what's happening.
Pumbaa : What?
Timon : [singing] And they don't have a clue.
Pumbaa : Who?
Timon : [singing] They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line: / Our trio's down to two.
Pumbaa : Oh.
Timon : [singing]
[sarcastic, with French accent]
Timon : The sweet caress of twilight.
[normal voice, but still sarcastic]
Timon : There's magic everywhere. / And with all this romantic atmosphere, / Disaster's in the aiiiiiiir!
Nala : Have you guys seen Simba?
Timon : I thought he was with you.
Nala : He was but now I can't find him. Where is he?
[We hear Rafiki's laugh. He's sitting in a tree above them]
Rafiki : [Chuckles] You won't find him here. The king... has returned.
Nala : I can't believe it. He's gone back!
Timon : Gone back? What do you mean?
[He looks to the tree. Rafiki has disappeared]
Timon : Hey! What's going on here? Who's the monkey?
Nala : Simba's gone back to challenge Scar.
Timon : Who?
Nala : Scar.
Pumbaa : Who's got a scar?
Nala : No, no, no. It's his uncle.
Timon : The monkey's his uncle?
Nala : No! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king.
Nala : Wait till everyone finds out you've been here all this time. And your mother, what will she think?
Adult Simba : She doesn't have to know. Nobody has to know.
Nala : Of course they do. Everyone thinks you're dead.
Adult Simba : They do.
Nala : Yeah. Scar told us about the stampede.
Adult Simba : He did? What else did he tell you?
Nala : What else matters? You're alive. And that means, you're the king.
Timon : King? Pbbfft. Lady, have you got your lions crossed!
Adult Simba : Nala? Is it really you?
Nala : Who are you?
Adult Simba : It's me, Simba.
Nala : Simba?
[he nods. Nala was elated to see him]
Nala : Whoa!
[they bud their heads]
Nala : How did you...
Adult Simba : How did you...
[Timon stood there surprised and speechless]
Adult Simba : Wow!
Nala : Where did you come from?
Adult Simba : This is gr... It's great to see you!
Timon : Hey, what's goin' on here?
Adult Simba : What are you doing here?
Nala : What do you mean what am I doing here? What are you doing here?
Timon : Hey! What's goin' on here?