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Ex-D.E.A. Agent Jack receives an emergency message from his brother Phillip, whose team was ambushed on the Caribbean island of St. Keith. Jack goes to St. Keith to find his brother, who has been turned into a cyborg by the drug runner he was after.Written by
Tom Zoerner <Tom.Zoerner@informatik.uni-erlangen.de>
Two brothers are both in the DEA. One of them goes missing on a mission, and the other goes searching for him. This takes him on a crash course with our strange Villain(Rhys-Davies, whose weight in this must be from chewing scenery, and his accent is literally *all over the place*... I believe he manages to hit all the major continents over the course of this... ah, xenophobia, you've given an easy way out for so many lousy writers who couldn't think of a way to make their "bad guy" despicable), and he'll meet several racist stereotypes of Jamaicans and a bitch reporter(who will bare her breasts and the uppermost bit of her ass in a moderate sex scene before the end of this), and the latter two will offer up terrible comic relief. Oh, and there's an irritating kid, neither natural nor cute. He is a pitiful actor, but then again, *everyone* in this is. The delivery of exposition is obvious. There are several Rambo-style shootouts and physical fights. This is not well-done, but it *is* hilarious. We have a lab that clearly uses TOS "generic beeping" noises, shotguns that sound like a Desert Eagle, and ridiculously ill-thought out "solutions" in the climax. And yes, cyborgs(and at one point, two of them go up against each other), with Freddy Krueger-glove finger-claws. RoboCop? Well, not the exact same story, and infinitely less interesting. Oh, and how do you prolong a man-on-bot battle? You have it throw him into stuff instead of finishing him off, of course. There are a few hot chicks, a little bloody, gory violence and strong language in this. I recommend this to people looking to laugh their ass off. 2/10
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