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A woman picks a man up in a bar and takes him back to her place. He thinks he is going to get laid, she has other plans. She proceeds to drug him and incarcerate him in a chair in her basement before torturing him, physically and psychologically. It starts as an S&M exercise and goes to somewhere much much darker.Written by
illi checkover CA USA
Although the film was passed uncut for cinema in 1995 the video certificate was rejected and the film ended up banned by the BBFC for 8 years due to its controversial subject-matter. It was finally passed fully uncut on DVD in 2001. See more »
From the Directors commentary we get the whole story of how this "film" came about:
Picture the scene: four students, a lot of beer, no money. "Hey" says one of them, "Why don't we make a film?". One of his slightly less moronic friends says: "But we have no money, we can't write scripts, no-one knows how to direct and no actors who can actually act will work with us!".
"Don't worry" replies the 1st student. "Leave all that to me..."
And thus Boy Meets Girl was born...
The genius of this film is that they entrusted all of crucial aesthetic elements to the least talented film-maker in the entire world - Ray Brady. He has now developed a cult following for making the most universally bad movies ever seen - he even surpasses Ed Wood.
The camerawork is worse than a home movie shot by a drunk, blind, amputee with CP. The dialogue is so stilted it conjures up visions of promotional catalogues for toenail clippers. The plot is non existent - man gets tied to a chair and tortured a lot - and it as about as "artsy" and "shocking" as bowl of soup. The acting reminds you of 1970's Open University programmes, but without the lecturers charm and on-screen charisma.
Basically this film takes self indulgent trite into a whole new dimension and you will leave it at best swearing never to watch a moving image on a screen for the rest of your life, and at worst planning genocide of the entire human race to ensure something like this is never made or seen again.
Fun for all the family!
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