Monica learns her parents have spent her entire wedding fund. Phoebe temporarily moves into Ross's apartment, bringing her massage clients with her. Joey mocks Rachel when he finds an erotic novel she is reading.
Ross and Chandler discovers that Ross's book is in the section of the library where students go to have sex. Monica and Chandler run into Janice and she immediately invites herself to the wedding. They try to avoid her. Meanwhile, Rachel and Phoebe befriend Joey's girlfriend.
Ross struggles to name all 50 states in a game. Joey compromises Rachel's chances with her crush, Tag, during Thanksgiving dinner. Phoebe sneaks a dog into the apartment, making Chandler extremely nervous.
When Monica wants to get to know her neighbors, she decides to make candy, but when the neighbors want candy 24/7, she becomes overwhelmed. When Rachel makes a fake but inappropriate evaluation of Tag, she gets angry with him when he fails to read it and sends it to Human Resources. With the help of Ross, Phoebe learns to ride a bike.