The 5 Mrs. Buchanans (1994–1995)

Charlotte Ross: Bree Buchanan

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Quotes 

• [Looking through a photo album.] 

  Mother Buchanan : That's one of me when I was young.

  Bree : Why is it so blurry?

  Vivian : They had just invented film.

• Jesse Buchanan : [Introducing his fiancé]  Isn't she great? I met her on vacation last month at Disneyland. She worked there.

  Vivian : Somehow I sensed that.

  Bree : Actually, I worked at Disneyland for over seven years.

  Delilah : No surprise there either.

• Alex : That woman would qualify for sainthood if weren't for one tiny little thing.

  Bree : What's that?

  Alex : She's a bitch.

• [Opening her shower gift] 

  Bree : Oh my gosh! It's a microwave!

  Mother Buchanan : My friend, Beverly Davis - she got one just like it. Within a month, she was dead. Draw your own conclusion.

• Bree : You must be Alex. Jesse's told me all about you.

  Alex : Really?

  Bree : Absolutely. Shalom!

• Bree : And you must be Vivian!

  Vivian : C'est moi.

  Bree : [to her husband]  You didn't tell me she was Mexican!

  Vivian : Well, let's get this fiesta over with.