Surf Ninjas (1993) Poster


Ernie Reyes Sr.: Zatch


  • Zatch : Something not even money can buy: the knives of Kwantsu.

    Iggy : Knives? Oh yeah, seriously. That's something money can't buy. Knives. Once I went to a cutlery store and said 'Here's $100,000, can I buy a knife?' They said, 'NO. Money can't buy knives.' Gee, I guess that's why you hardly ever see any of 'em around.


    Iggy : On the third day of the expedition they came across a giant rubber plant. Unfortunately, they could not cut it down, for as we know, money can't buy knives. Walking around the plant, they continued on the shores of Patusan.

    Zatch : Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up?

    Lt. Spence : You know, I'd cut him. But, I don't have a knife.

  • Adam : [after leaving the raid at their house]  So... when can we go back home?

    Zatch : Your home is Patusan.

    Johnny : No! Our home, was that house, back on Ocean Park.

    Iggy : Whoa, guys I don't think you really wanna go back there. I mean, our Buddy Long John Silver here left the GAS running in the House, real Bright! I mean, what if the house blows up...

    [a big Explosion happens in the background] 

    Iggy : ...WHOA!

    Adam : [Stunned]  Our home!

    Johnny : [Stunned also]  He... blew up our home!

    Zatch : [Regretably]  I had no choice, and now you have no choice but to come with me, it's your Destiny.

    Johnny : [Starts attacking Zatch]  You had no choice... You had no CHOICE? Your INSANE!

    Adam : [Helping Johnny]  Get your rotten hands off my Brother!

    Zatch : Stay calm your highnesses, you must know that there is no turning back!

    Iggy : I can't believe... that I just DID that, I am Responsible for the Destruction of my best friends personal property!

    Johnny : What are you talking about Iggy, you didn't do anything.

    Iggy : I did too! Something happened, I don't know what it is, but now every time I say WHAT IF about something it comes true, and back there I said "What if the the house blows up", and it blew up!

    [Convinced that He has Special Powers] 

    Iggy : Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility! What if I lose this power?

    [Realization hits] 

    Iggy : Oh no, I just what if I lose this power! Damn it, I had it, then I lost it!

    Zatch : [Annoyed by Iggy]  But what of THIS one, the Commoner?

    Adam : Why don't you just blow HIM up!

  • Adam : I see you leading thousands victoriously into battle.

    Zatch : Really?

    Adam : What's this? You're wearing a dress!

    Zatch : What's this?

    Adam : Psych!

  • Zatch : They have taken him.

    Adam : Woah! How'd he do that?

    Iggy : Like this: They have taken him.

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