Carly Norris: [to Zeke, contemptuously] Get a life.
Carly Norris: You've been spending too much time with your vibrator.
Judy Marks: I certainly have - I've been getting a plastic yeast infection!
Gus Hale: You just really, well you look like someone.
Carly Norris: Someone you like, or someone you dislike?
Gus Hale: How can I call you when I don't know your name?
Carly Norris: How can you not know my name if you knew my apartment number?
Gus Hale: Our doormen are spoiled, five bucks gets you only half the information.
Judy Marks: Hey, isn't Pearl Jam some sort of oriental sex thing?