4.7/10
594
4 user

The Romanov Stones (1993)

Romanovin kivet (original title)
Patrick and Tony are hired by the wealthy gambler to steal the priceless Romanov stones, Russian jewels. They do it, but almost lose their lives when he double-crosses them. They turn around and get revenge.

Director:

Aleksi Mäkelä
Reviews
1 win. See more awards »

Photos

Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Samuli Edelmann ... Patrick
Santeri Kinnunen Santeri Kinnunen ... Tony
Stig Fransman Stig Fransman ... Edvard Roivas
Kari-Pekka Toivonen Kari-Pekka Toivonen ... Valto
Katariina Kaitue Katariina Kaitue ... Kaarina Roivas
Minna Sanchez Minna Sanchez ... Julia Roivas
Kari Hietalahti ... Ahma
Juha Veijonen Juha Veijonen ... Niki
Pekka Valkeejärvi Pekka Valkeejärvi ... Marco
Esko Hukkanen Esko Hukkanen ... Jussi Hilli
Jani Volanen ... Henrik
Petteri Sallinen Petteri Sallinen ... Sami Wagner
Juha Muje Juha Muje ... Arwid Mattson
Mauri Rosendahl Mauri Rosendahl ... Body Guard #1
Mauno Kontto Mauno Kontto ... Body Guard #2
Edit

Storyline

Patrick and Tony are hired by the wealthy gambler to steal the priceless Romanov stones, Russian jewels. They do it, but almost lose their lives when he double-crosses them. They turn around and get revenge.

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Genres:

Action | Thriller

Parents Guide:

View content advisory »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

The film's scenes and dialogue has many references to Hollywood action movies. For example in the scene where the main characters jump off a bridge, one of them yells "i hate you" before they hit the water as did Don Johnson in the movie Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. Tony has an embarrassing girly name, as does Sylvester Stallone in Cobra. See more »

Goofs

During the final chase scene the rear window of the bus is shown to be intact during aerial shots even after it's been shot and kicked off earlier. See more »

Connections

References The Hustler (1961) See more »

User Reviews

 
Look ma, we can imitate Hollywood !!
23 September 2005 | by tomimtSee all my reviews

Here's a film, that tries to be everything that Hollywood action films usually are: It tries to have witty dialog, explosive action, clever heroes, nasty baddies and a worth while treasure to hunt. Sadly it misses the mark by miles.

Firstly the writing is extremely bad. Every piece of dialog uttered out sounds so forced, that it's hard to believe, that they were even written by someone who actually knew how to write. This leads in many involuntarily funny situations. And it actually makes all characters look silly.

Then there's the actors, who actually these days are pretty good, who look like they don't have the slightest idea what they are doing. That might be for the fact, that there aren't so many action flicks done in Finland, so the genre is familiar to them only from the movies. And then there's a problem with actors cast in wrong roles, or the fact, that they are entirely in the wrong movie, like Kari Hietalahti, who just fits better in comedy shows than in any other roles. (Pretty much the cast from this flick starred in popular Finnish comedy series Riiviöt right after this film. The series also shared the director with this film.)

In all this film would be pretty decent, if it were done by group of film buffs with no money and with no intention to really to try to make money with it. But this indeed was in theatrical release in Finland, but I can't say was it laughed out from the theaters or not.


11 of 15 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you? | Report this
Review this title | See all 4 user reviews »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.
Edit

Details

Country:

Finland

Language:

Finnish | English | French

Release Date:

26 November 1993 (Finland) See more »

Also Known As:

Kädet ylös bäng bäng See more »

Filming Locations:

Alta, Finnmark, Norway See more »

Edit

Box Office

Budget:

FIM5,172,445 (estimated)
See more on IMDbPro »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Spede-Tuotanto Oy See more »
Show more on IMDbPro »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
See full technical specs »

Contribute to This Page



Recently Viewed