Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) Poster

Matthew Lawrence: Chris Hillard

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  • Lydie : Freeze, or you're gonna get it.

    Chris : In the balls.

    Lydie : Yeah.

    [pause] 

    Lydie : She's got 'em?

    Chris : She's got everything.

    Daniel : [as Mrs. Doubtfire; in his own voice]  All right. Listen to me. I'm not... who you think I am.

    Chris : Yeah, no shit.

    Daniel : Watch your mouth, young man.

  • Chris : You don't really like wearin' that stuff, do you, Dad?

    Daniel : [as Daniel]  Well, some of it's comfortable. No! It's a pain in the padded ass!

  • Daniel : I got off early.

    Lydie : You mean you got fired?

    Daniel : No, I quit. For reasons of conscience.

    Lydie : Actors.

    Daniel : [to Chris]  Hey, dude! Congratulations on your twelfth birthday, all right! Got a surprise for you!

    Chris : Ooh, a stripper?

    Daniel : No, please!

    Chris : Two strippers?

    Daniel : Haw, boy!

  • [after seeing "Mrs. Doubtfire" peeing while standing up] 

    Chris : Lydia! We gotta call the cops! We gotta dial 911 now!

    Lydie : Why?

    Chris : [stammering]  Mrs. Doubtfire! He's a she! She's a he! He's a she-she.

    Lydie : What?

    Chris : He's half-man, half-woman.

    Lydie : [screams]  WHAT?

  • Daniel : [Deleted Scene: Miranda opens the door to find Daniel]  We need to talk.

    Miranda : [Still pissed]  I can't talk to you dressed like that!

    Daniel : [Seeing he is still dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire]  I'll change. May I come in?

    [She, angrily, lets him in] 

    Daniel : [while the children sit in Lydia's room, listening]  Listen, I'm sorry, but you gotta understand something, okay? Listen-...

    Miranda : You sat there while I served you tea! You encouraged me to talk openly about our marriage, you, you took money to sneak around this house uninvited.

    Daniel : The money always came back, didn't it? It was a job that needed to be done because you sure as Hell didn't do it very well and I did it great. But you told me 100 times as Mrs. Doubtfire I was wonderful, and I would have done as myself for nothing, but you wouldn't let me do it!

    Miranda : There are no excuses! I cannot forgive you, ever!

    Daniel : I did it because I just wanted to be with the kids!

    Miranda : You lied to the kids!

    Daniel : I never lied to the kids, okay?

    Miranda : What do you mean?

    Daniel : They found out!

    Miranda : They... knew?

    Daniel : Yes!

    Miranda : How dare you!

    Daniel : Oh, don't-...

    Miranda : How dare you encourage them to deceive me!

    Daniel : DON'T YOU GET IT? YOU'RE THE REASON FOR THE WHOLE DECEIT 'CAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO THROW AWAY YEARS OF BEING TOGETHER! YOU'RE JUST TO ERASE IT LIKE IT DOESN'T EXIST! YOU'RE TRYING TO DESTROY THE FACT THAT WE'RE A FAMILY!

    Miranda : THIS FAMILY DOESN'T WORK!

    Daniel : OH, IT'D WORK IF YOU'D LET IT WORK!

    Miranda : YOU'RE HARMFUL FOR THEM TO BE IN THIS FAMILY THAN IT IS FOR THEM TO BE IN A DIVORCED FAMILY! THAT THEY CAN ADJUST TO!

    Daniel : NO, THEY CAN'T ADJUST TO THAT! I'M THEIR FATHER, THEY LOVE ME!

    Miranda : I'M THEIR MOTHER, THEY LOVE ME!

    Lydie : [All 3 kids are now on the staircase, watching, crying]  I HATE YOU BOTH!

    [Lydia storms upstairs, angry and crying, with Natalie following her, as Chris remains with tears in his eyes] 

    Chris : [Softly, crying]  Me, too.

    Miranda : [Starting to cry]  Please leave, Daniel, please, please.

    Daniel : [Turns to leave]  I'm going.

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