Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) Poster

Harvey Fierstein: Frank Hillard



  • Daniel : Could you make me a woman?

    Frank : Honey, I'm so happy!

    [hugs Daniel] 

    Daniel : I knew you'd understand.

  • Frank : [on the phone with his mother and gets sidetracked by a man mask Jack is making]  Enough already, it's a man.

    Jack : How would you know?

    Frank : Bitch.

    Evelyn Hillard : This is your mother you're talking to.

    Frank : [interrupting]  No, Ma, not you, I was talking about the dog.

  • [Frank is making Daniel's woman costume] 

    Daniel : It's not working. I need to go older.

    Frank : Older? You mean like a Shelley Winters older, or Shirley MacLaine older?

    Daniel : What's the difference?

    Frank : Some Scotch tape and red hair dye.

    Daniel : What about Joan Collins?

    Frank : Oh, I don't think I have the strength. But I have some plaster.

  • Daniel : [Wearing a black wig and speaking with a Spanish accent]  I hope you are using Jungle Red, because that is the only color I love.

    Jack : Mmm. Matches your lips.

    Daniel : God bless you. You know I'm feeling fabulous, because I met this beautiful Cuban. Every night is like the Bay of Pigs.

    Jack : Mmm-hmm.

    Daniel : I can't lie to you. It's beautiful with him.

    Jack : Mmm.

    Daniel : I don't know. This will scare the children. Do you think so? I don't know, maybe this is too much for them?

    Frank : I think we'll have to go to the next level. Latex.

  • Frank : [Daniel's Mrs. Doubtfire mask has been run over by a truck]  Would you be careful with this one? She's an old woman.

    [Daniel leaves] 

    Frank : Why wasn't I an only child?

  • Daniel : [Yiddish accent]  Oi, it vas such a shandw! I should never buy gribenes from a Mohel; it's so chewy.

    Daniel : [normal voice]  No, oh no, I feel like Bubbi. This is not working.

    Frank : You know this isn't working, but don't worry it's a work in progress, and you're my brother; I will never let you be embarrassed.

    Daniel : God bless you.

    Frank : I think we're gonna have to do the entire face.

    Daniel : But look at this nice thing, though, we have here!

    Daniel , Frank : [both singing]  Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match; find me a find, catch me a catch!

  • [Frank is on the phone with his mother. He covers the mouthpiece to speak to Daniel] 

    Frank : She wants to know if you want to come stay with her.

    Daniel : No way!

    Frank : [uncovers mouthpiece]  He says he'll think about it, Ma.

  • Daniel : I feel like Gloria Swanson.

    Frank : You look like her mother.

    Daniel : I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.

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