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Brain Smasher... A Love Story (1993)

Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ... See full summary »

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Albert Pyun

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Albert Pyun
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Andrew Dice Clay ... Ed Molloy
Teri Hatcher ... Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto ... Wu
Deborah Van Valkenburgh ... Cammy Crain
Brion James ... Brown
Tim Thomerson ... Black
Charles Rocket ... Jones
Nicholas Guest ... Smith
Dorothy Dells Dorothy Dells ... Miss Bellows
Wrick Jones Wrick Jones ... Lead Officer
Galen Schrick Galen Schrick ... Jim Romeo (as Galen B. Schrick)
Steve Tancora Steve Tancora ... Bob Brisco
Peter Kwong ... Red Monk
Danny Perkin Danny Perkin ... Guy in Line #2
Ken Elston Ken Elston ... Rookie Cop (as Ken D. Elston)
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Storyline

Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer. Written by Murray Chapman <muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au>

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I Hate Ninja's! See more »

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Action | Comedy | Romance

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

17 November 1993 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Sam and Ed See more »

Filming Locations:

Portland, Oregon, USA

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Sound Mix:

Ultra Stereo

Color:

Color
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Trivia

The movie has never been released in the United States on DVD and as of January 4, 2010, Lions Gate has yet to announce any plans for a DVD release. It is available on DVD in the United Kingdom, in 2012 it became available for instant streaming on Netflix. See more »

Goofs

At the end of the movie, when everybody is at the Zebra club, Sam's sister fires three rounds at Wu. Wu apparently catches all three bullets, then the camera zooms in on his hand. However, the bullets shown in his hand still have the casings on them, thus they couldn't have been fired from a gun. See more »

Quotes

Cammy Crain: If my sister says you're a ninja, you're a goddamn ninja!
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Connections

References Beauty and the Beast (1991) See more »

Soundtracks

ARE YOU GOING BACK THERE TONIGHT
Written by William Seth Russell
Performed by Forbidden Pigs
Published by Forbidden Pig Music
Administered by Bug
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Thin fun
19 November 2007 | by gridoonSee all my reviews

"Brain Smasher...A Love Story" is sort of fun to watch (there must be about 5 or 6 laughs here and there) and Teri Hatcher is sexy and feisty. But the script is just too thin and one-note: these evil Chinese monks want this flower that is the key to Ultimate Power, and Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher and Deborah Van Valkenburgh try to keep it away from them. That's it. The whole movie is basically an extended chase, without many plot complications: the monks catch up to the heroes, the heroes fight them off, the heroes run away, repeat. The other thing that bugged me was the inconsistency in the way these monks are presented: at certain times they seem to be invincible and almost superhuman, jumping from and to incredible heights (these acrobatics are definitely the freshest idea of the movie), at other times they are bumbling, inept and useless in a fight. Oh well, I guess you can just look admiringly at Teri Hatcher and try to forgive the weaknesses....Footnote: Brion James and Tim Thomerson have two very small parts as police officers. (**)


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