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Brain Smasher... A Love Story (1993)

Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ... See full summary »

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Albert Pyun

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Albert Pyun
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Andrew Dice Clay ... Ed Molloy
Teri Hatcher ... Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto ... Wu
Deborah Van Valkenburgh ... Cammy Crain
Brion James ... Brown
Tim Thomerson ... Black
Charles Rocket ... Jones
Nicholas Guest ... Smith
Dorothy Dells Dorothy Dells ... Miss Bellows
Wrick Jones Wrick Jones ... Lead Officer
Galen Schrick Galen Schrick ... Jim Romeo (as Galen B. Schrick)
Steve Tancora Steve Tancora ... Bob Brisco
Peter Kwong ... Red Monk
Danny Perkin Danny Perkin ... Guy in Line #2
Ken Elston Ken Elston ... Rookie Cop (as Ken D. Elston)
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Storyline

Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer. Written by Murray Chapman <muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au>

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He's strong, he's brave and he eats bullets for breakfast. See more »

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Action | Comedy | Romance

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PG-13 | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

17 November 1993 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Sam and Ed See more »

Filming Locations:

Portland, Oregon, USA

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Sound Mix:

Ultra Stereo

Color:

Color
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Trivia

The movie has never been released in the United States on DVD and as of January 4, 2010, Lions Gate has yet to announce any plans for a DVD release. It is available on DVD in the United Kingdom, in 2012 it became available for instant streaming on Netflix. See more »

Goofs

In the scene with one of the ninjas just outside the window of Dice's apartment you can clearly see the cable attached to the person. See more »

Quotes

Cammy Crain: If my sister says you're a ninja, you're a goddamn ninja!
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HEAVEN HELP THIS CHILD
Written and Performed by Madelynn von Ritz
Published by Heart Island Music
Administered by Bug
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User Reviews

Great and wily fun.
14 February 1999 | by Iceman-39See all my reviews

Andrew Dice Clay is awesome in this film, and Teri Hatcher is as fine as usual. This film has it all the comedy is non stop as well as the action, I didn't know what to expect but I was very pleased. All and all it's a really good movie, very much worth seeing, I rate it 8 out of 10.


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