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| Andrew Dice Clay | ... | Ed Molloy | |
| Teri Hatcher | ... | Samantha Crain | |
| Yuji Okumoto | ... | Wu | |
| Deborah Van Valkenburgh | ... | Cammy Crain | |
| Brion James | ... | Brown | |
| Tim Thomerson | ... | Black | |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Jones | |
| Nicholas Guest | ... | Smith | |
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Dorothy Dells | ... | Miss Bellows |
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Wrick Jones | ... | Lead Officer |
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Galen Schrick | ... | Jim Romeo (as Galen B. Schrick) |
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Steve Tancora | ... | Bob Brisco |
| Peter Kwong | ... | Red Monk | |
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Danny Perkin | ... | Guy in Line #2 |
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Ken Elston | ... | Rookie Cop (as Ken D. Elston) |
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Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer. Written by Murray Chapman <muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au>
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He's strong, he's brave and he eats bullets for breakfast. See more »Parents Guide:
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Country:
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17 November 1993 (USA) See more »Also Known As:
Sam and Ed See more »Filming Locations:
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Written and Performed by Madelynn von Ritz
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The movie has never been released in the United States on DVD and as of January 4, 2010, Lions Gate has yet to announce any plans for a DVD release. It is available on DVD in the United Kingdom, in 2012 it became available for instant streaming on Netflix. See more »Goofs
In the scene with one of the ninjas just outside the window of Dice's apartment you can clearly see the cable attached to the person. See more »Connections
Referenced in Best of the Worst: Night Beast, Trick or Treat, and Skull Forest (2013) See more »Soundtracks
HEAVEN HELP THIS CHILDWritten and Performed by Madelynn von Ritz
Published by Heart Island Music
Administered by Bug
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Andrew Dice Clay is awesome in this film, and Teri Hatcher is as fine as usual. This film has it all the comedy is non stop as well as the action, I didn't know what to expect but I was very pleased. All and all it's a really good movie, very much worth seeing, I rate it 8 out of 10.