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Brain Smasher... A Love Story (1993)

PG-13 | | Action, Comedy, Romance | Video 17 November 1993
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Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
... Ed Molloy
... Samantha Crain
... Wu
... Cammy Crain
... Brown
... Black
... Jones
... Smith
Dorothy Dells ... Miss Bellows
Wrick Jones ... Lead Officer
Galen Schrick ... Jim Romeo (as Galen B. Schrick)
Steve Tancora ... Bob Brisco
... Red Monk
Danny Perkin ... Guy in Line #2
Ken Elston ... Rookie Cop (as Ken D. Elston)
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Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer. Written by Murray Chapman <muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au>

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Rescue a super-model. Battle killer ninjas. Save the world. No problem!! See more »

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Released theatrically in Brazil. See more »

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At the end of the movie, when everybody is at the Zebra club, Sam's sister fires three rounds at Wu. Wu apparently catches all three bullets, then the camera zooms in on his hand. However, the bullets shown in his hand still have the casings on them, thus they couldn't have been fired from a gun. See more »

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Cammy Crain: If my sister says you're a ninja, you're a goddamn ninja!
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Referenced in Best of the Worst: Night Beast, Trick or Treat, and Skull Forest (2013) See more »

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HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS
Written by Mario Moreno
Performed by Forbidden Pigs
Published by El Burro Music
Administered by Bug
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This is the campiest movie you will ever see. It is so bad that it is hysterical. Teri Hatcher tries to play it straight and Andrew Dice Clay is just Andrew Dice Clay. See it. The laughs will make you glad you did.
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