Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
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He's strong, he's brave and he eats bullets for breakfast.
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Did You Know?
The movie has never been released in the United States on DVD and as of January 4, 2010, Lions Gate has yet to announce any plans for a DVD release. It is available on DVD in the United Kingdom, in 2012 it became available for instant streaming on Netflix. See more
In the scene with one of the ninjas just outside the window of Dice's apartment you can clearly see the cable attached to the person. See more
If my sister says you're a ninja, you're a goddamn ninja!
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