Before reading the Top Ten List, David Letterman
used to announce that it came "from the home office of Sioux City, Iowa". This was a reference to the fact that at the time, the CBS affiliate in Sioux City refused to air the show. See more
[David is working at McDonald's
Can I have two Whoppers, please
We're all out of Whopples.
No. Whoppers, Whoppers.
We got no Whoppers. You kids quit screwin' around. We got no Whoppers here. Don't make me come out there.