If You See God, Tell Him (1993)

Imelda Staunton: Muriel Spry

Quotes 

• Muriel Spry : Gordon, how do you feel about a baby?

  Gordon Spry : Not sure I could manage a whole one. Perhaps I'd better just have the dummy with a bit of cream.

• Muriel Spry : It doesn't seem five minutes since he was suckling on my nipple.

  Gordon Spry : All men grow out of that, the same as I will.

• Gordon Spry : Yes, the slicer... that should do the trick nicely...

  Muriel Spry : What are you going to do?

  Gordon Spry : Just going to slice Uncle Godfrey to death before lunch...

  Muriel Spry : What on earth for?

  [Gordon is starting to have second thoughts] 

  Gordon Spry : I'll drown him! Less mess!