[on two Skinheads' urinary habits
You're the artistic kind - it goes everywhere. You're the Luke Skywalker type - straight like a lazer beam. I can't help but take a look - people usually find it disgusting ...
You looking for a broken nose, pal?
Yeah, You know someone who can give me one, pal?
All the stories were originally shown on ITV in several parts, each of one hour (including commercials). However they were later released on DVD as a single episode per story, with a combined cast list rather than the one from the end-credit sequence of any of the transmitted parts of the story. See more
Written by Harold Arlen
(uncredited) and lyrics by Ted Koehler
Sung by Carol Kidd
Music Composed by Julian Wastall See more