The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. (1993–1994)
Brisco County Jr.: Correct me if I'm wrong, Pete - weren't you killed in a gunfight?
Pete Hutter: I was only gut shot. I'm stronger now with less appetite.
Little Girl: [after Brisco saves her from a huge explosion] I have to go to the bathroom.
Brisco County Jr.: I know what you mean, kid.
Pete Hutter: You touched my piece. NOBODY touches my piece!
Brisco County Jr.: If I was gonna kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door.
Brisco County Jr.: Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer.
Brisco County Jr.: [in reference to at least one thing per episode] Very fancy!
Dixie Cousins: Brisco, put me down!
Brisco County Jr.: Alright, you look bad in a wig and you were too easy to find.
[talking with an Italian gangster]
Enzio Tataglia: In my country we have a saying: 'If you yodel in the forest, the yoo-hoo that you yoo-hoo will be the yoo-hoo that you get back.'
Brisco County Jr.: Where were you from again?