Porco Rosso (1992)
Arms Dealer: If you make money from war, you're scum. If you can't make money from bounty hunting, you're an idiot!
Curtis: [taunting Porco] If you run away, I'll tell everyone you're chicken!
Porco Rosso: Chicken, pig, what's the difference?
Porco Rosso: I'm a pig. I don't fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.
Pirate: So we're taking all 15 of them?
Head Pirate: Well it wouldn't be nice to seperate them from their friends.
Ferrarin: There are warrants out on you for treason, illegal entry, decadence, pornography... and for being a lazy pig.
Porco Rosso: [Curtis and Porco have run out of ammo when Curtis attempts to shoot Porco with a revolver] Hahaha... This isn't a Western, you can't hit me from here.
[Ferrarin has signaled to Porco]
Fio: What did he say?
Porco Rosso: He said "Cute kid. When did you start babysitting?"
Fio: Are you a spy?
Porco Rosso: A spy?
[Porco roars with laughter]
Porco Rosso: A spy! That's a good one! That's the last thing I'll ever be. I only work for myself.