The Hours and Times (1991)

Ian Hart: John Lennon

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• John Lennon : The lads are probably having a big party without us.

  Brian Epstein : You're not allowed to think about them. Doctor's orders.

  John Lennon : Dr. B. Epstein, Certified Faith Healer and Proctologist. What a shitty job that must be. No pun intended.

• [John is in the bath, playing the harmonica] 

  John Lennon : Alright, Eppy?

  Brian Epstein : Sounds like you're having fun.

  John Lennon : Been waitin' for you to scrub me back.

• John Lennon : Sometimes I want a woman to push me like the wind. Sometimes I want a woman to eat my shit.

• John Lennon : I find you an engaging and remarkable man, Brian. I've never met a man like you. I don't really want to have it off with you.

  Brian Epstein : [hopefully]  But you've never ruled it out?

  John Lennon : Well, that would be putting you in an awful place, wouldn't it?

  Brian Epstein : It has to be better than what I've been feeling lately.

  John Lennon : If you don't fuck me, who will you fuck? It's a cold, cruel world out there, Brian. Everyone thinks we're off humpin' the weekend away. That really fuckin' pisses me off.

• Brian Epstein : I was surprised you brought up what you brought up just now. Why is it so awkward when we talk about it?

  John Lennon : Don't know.

  Brian Epstein : It puts me in a very awkward position. You see, I get the feeling I'm supposed to bring it up and then I'm damned for doing so.

  John Lennon : I enjoy hearing about your conquests - this lorry driver, that docker.

  Brian Epstein : Yes, well, that's all very well, but it's when it comes closer to home - I just don't know what to say when that happens.

• John Lennon : You know what Jung would call you?

  Brian Epstein : What's that?

  John Lennon : One queer Jew.