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Frozen Assets (1992)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 23 October 1992 (USA)
A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
... Dr. Grace Murdock
... Zach Shepard
... Newton Patterson
... Mrs. Patterson
... J.F. Hughes
... Zach Shepard's Mother
... McTaggert
Gloria Camden ... Gloria the Madam
... Peaches
... Lewis Crandall
... Bobby Murdock (as John Mallory Asher)
... Jomisha
... Ed Walker
... Valentine
... Clarence
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A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Rated PG-13 for sex-related elements | See all certifications »
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23 October 1992 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Banco de bebés  »

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$5,000,000 (estimated)

Gross USA:

$376,008
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1.85 : 1
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John Bloom's last film. See more »

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Dedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960). See more »

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References The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961) See more »

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Give It All Up For Love
Music by Michael Tavera
Lyrics by Don Klein & Michael Alden
Performed by Phil Perry
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First Romantic Sperm Bank Comedy- Ahead of its time
4 June 2009 | by See all my reviews

Truly a fun schmaltzy romantic comedy- not for snobs or those into avante-garde esoteric analytical movies. Hysterical plot involving good hearted prostitutes in a contest,including a romantic relationship between a biogenetic counselor and an aggressive newly assigned bank president. For those who want a light laugh without violence or nudity, this old 1992 film has so many laughs. The double entendres float throughout the script. Shelly Long has great charm. Comedian Larry Miller plays an endearing Newton who surprises us all at the charming end! Hopefully they make this old video into a DVD and make it available on Netflix or Itunes. Ignore the snobby critics. This is a heart warmer, uplifting, a feel good movie. The values are socially redeeming. Refreshingly original. More people would give it a chance if they would ignore the constipated reviews from old Siskel and Ebert and their ardent followers.


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