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Frozen Assets (1992)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 23 October 1992 (USA)
A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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George Miller
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Shelley Long ... Dr. Grace Murdock
Corbin Bernsen ... Zach Shepard
Larry Miller ... Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman ... Mrs. Patterson
Matt Clark ... J.F. Hughes
Jeanne Cooper ... Zach Shepard's Mother
Paul Sand ... McTaggert
Gloria Camden Gloria Camden ... Gloria the Madam
Teri Copley Teri Copley ... Peaches
Gerrit Graham ... Lewis Crandall
John Asher ... Bobby Murdock (as John Mallory Asher)
Jenifer Lewis ... Jomisha
John Bloom ... Ed Walker
Sara Ballantine ... Valentine
Gary Basey ... Clarence
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Storyline

A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for sex-related elements | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

23 October 1992 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Banco de bebés See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$5,000,000 (estimated)

Gross USA:

$376,008
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Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Final film of Dal McKennon. See more »

Crazy Credits

Dedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960). See more »


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What's Up With That Girl
Written by Michael Tavera & Billy Martin
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First Romantic Sperm Bank Comedy- Ahead of its time
4 June 2009 | by tikunotesSee all my reviews

Truly a fun schmaltzy romantic comedy- not for snobs or those into avante-garde esoteric analytical movies. Hysterical plot involving good hearted prostitutes in a contest,including a romantic relationship between a biogenetic counselor and an aggressive newly assigned bank president. For those who want a light laugh without violence or nudity, this old 1992 film has so many laughs. The double entendres float throughout the script. Shelly Long has great charm. Comedian Larry Miller plays an endearing Newton who surprises us all at the charming end! Hopefully they make this old video into a DVD and make it available on Netflix or Itunes. Ignore the snobby critics. This is a heart warmer, uplifting, a feel good movie. The values are socially redeeming. Refreshingly original. More people would give it a chance if they would ignore the constipated reviews from old Siskel and Ebert and their ardent followers.


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