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Frozen Assets

  • 19921992
  • PG-13PG-13
  • 1h 36m
IMDb RATING
3.3/10
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Frozen Assets (1992)
  • Comedy
A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.
IMDb RATING
3.3/10
537
YOUR RATING
  • Director
    • George Miller
  • Writers
    • Don Klein
    • Tom Kartozian
  • Stars
    • Shelley Long
    • Corbin Bernsen
    • Larry Miller
Top credits
  • Director
    • George Miller
  • Writers
    • Don Klein
    • Tom Kartozian
  • Stars
    • Shelley Long
    • Corbin Bernsen
    • Larry Miller
  • See production, box office & company info
    • 9User reviews
    • 2Critic reviews
  • See production, box office & company info
  • See more at IMDbPro

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    Corbin Bernsen and Shelley Long in Frozen Assets (1992)
    Corbin Bernsen and Larry Miller in Frozen Assets (1992)
    Shelley Long and Larry Miller in Frozen Assets (1992)
    Larry Miller in Frozen Assets (1992)
    Corbin Bernsen and Shelley Long in Frozen Assets (1992)
    Corbin Bernsen and Shelley Long in Frozen Assets (1992)
    Corbin Bernsen in Frozen Assets (1992)
    Shelley Long and Gerrit Graham in Frozen Assets (1992)
    Shelley Long and Gerrit Graham in Frozen Assets (1992)
    Corbin Bernsen and Shelley Long in Frozen Assets (1992)
    Corbin Bernsen and Larry Miller in Frozen Assets (1992)
    Corbin Bernsen and Shelley Long in Frozen Assets (1992)

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    Shelley Long
    Shelley Long
    • Dr. Grace Murdockas Dr. Grace Murdock
    Corbin Bernsen
    Corbin Bernsen
    • Zach Shepardas Zach Shepard
    Larry Miller
    Larry Miller
    • Newton Pattersonas Newton Patterson
    Dody Goodman
    Dody Goodman
    • Mrs. Pattersonas Mrs. Patterson
    Matt Clark
    Matt Clark
    • J.F. Hughesas J.F. Hughes
    Jeanne Cooper
    Jeanne Cooper
    • Zach Shepard's Motheras Zach Shepard's Mother
    Paul Sand
    Paul Sand
    • McTaggertas McTaggert
    Gloria Camden
    • Gloria the Madamas Gloria the Madam
    Teri Copley
    • Peachesas Peaches
    Gerrit Graham
    Gerrit Graham
    • Lewis Crandallas Lewis Crandall
    John Asher
    John Asher
    • Bobby Murdockas Bobby Murdock
    • (as John Mallory Asher)
    Jenifer Lewis
    Jenifer Lewis
    • Jomishaas Jomisha
    John Bloom
    John Bloom
    • Ed Walkeras Ed Walker
    Sara Ballantine
    Sara Ballantine
    • Valentineas Valentine
    Gary Basey
    Gary Basey
    • Clarenceas Clarence
    Collin Bernsen
    • Lomaxas Lomax
    Vicky Vose
    • Cindy Andrewsas Cindy Andrews
    Duffy Epstein
    • Bob Gouldas Bob Gould
    • Director
      • George Miller
    • Writers
      • Don Klein
      • Tom Kartozian
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    Storyline

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    A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.
    • double entendre
    • small town
    • sperm bank
    • nurse
    • eccentricity
    • 14 more
    • Plot summary
    • Plot synopsis
    • Genre
      • Comedy
    • Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)
      • Rated PG-13 for sex-related elements
    • Parents guide
      • Add content advisory

    Did you know

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    • Trivia
      At the time of release, movie critics, Roger Ebert & Gene Siskel, said that Frozen Assets was the worst comedy ever made. It would go on to be Siskel's pick for the worst film of 1992.
    • Crazy credits
      Dedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960).
    • Connections
      Featured in At the Movies: Pure Country/Frozen Assets/Hugh Hefner: Once Upon a Time/Consenting Adults/Reservoir Dogs (1992)
    • Soundtracks
      Feels So Good
      Written by Michael Tavera & Jack McMorrow

    User reviews9

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    Top review
    6/10
    A movie you must see with your Girl- or Boyfriend and funny too
    A must see with someone you love or want to love...A funny movie... this movie is very underrated simply said it is funny and allows you to watch a movie with your boy- or girlfriend and laugh together... it also breaks the ice on the subject of sex for the two of you...
    helpful•3
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    • kurtb
    • Nov 1, 1999

    Details

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    • Release date
      • October 23, 1992 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Sperm Bankası
    • Filming locations
      • Historic Columbia River Highway, Columbia River Gorge, Oregon, USA
    • Production company
      • Frozen Assets Productions
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    Box office

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    • Budget
      • $5,000,000 (estimated)
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    Technical specs

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    • Runtime
      1 hour 36 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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