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Frozen Assets (1992)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 23 October 1992 (USA)
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A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
... Dr. Grace Murdock
... Zach Shepard
... Newton Patterson
... Mrs. Patterson
... J.F. Hughes
... Zach Shepard's Mother
... McTaggert
Gloria Camden ... Gloria the Madam
Teri Copley ... Peaches
... Lewis Crandall
... Bobby Murdock (as John Mallory Asher)
... Jomisha
... Ed Walker
... Valentine
... Clarence
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A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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bank | sperm | sperm bank | latex gloves | microphone | See All (17) »

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Rated PG-13 for sex-related elements | See all certifications »

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$5,000,000 (estimated)

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$376,008
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Final film of Dal McKennon. See more »

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Dedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960). See more »

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Featured in Siskel & Ebert: Pure Country/Frozen Assets/Hugh Hefner: Once Upon a Time/Consenting Adults/Reservoir Dogs (1992) See more »

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What's Up With That Girl
Written by Michael Tavera & Billy Martin
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I must say though as bad as the movie is I laughed.
9 December 2004 | by – See all my reviews

In 1992 this was the first movie that I worked in as a background artist. As Corbin Bernsen blew take after take and could not remember his lines or keep them consistent I could tell this film was not destined for greatness. I must say though as bad as the movie was I did find myself chuckling at some of the humour. My father wanted to leave the movie theater after my scene was over but I convinced him to stay to see it through. Soon I will finally own a copy of this film on VHS, all the local Oregon video stores have reported their copies missing or "stolen". Probably by other Oregonians who were in the movie and didn't want it to be seen by the masses.
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