5.1/10
126
6 user 4 critic

Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend (1992)

Not Rated | | Comedy
This is the story of Marcus Templeton, a lonely security guard who blows all of his life savings on prostitutes because he is a TOTAL LOSER!

Director:

Ronnie Cramer

Writers:

T.G. Baker (story), David Manning
Reviews

Photos

Add Image Add an image

Do you have any images for this title?

Learn more

More Like This 

Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  

In the sequal to "Even Hitler had a Girlfriend," loser peeping tom Marcus Templeton hires a phone-sex operator to watch movies he's made of his blind dates and encounters with prostitutes.

Director: Ronnie Cramer
Stars: Andren Scott, Karen Zaczkowski, Sheila Ivy Traister
Summer Job (1989)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  

A less-than-elite group of college coeds pursue sexual adventure and bits of revenge, and actually do some of the work they are expected to do at a resort over the summer.

Director: Paul Madden
Stars: Sherrie Rose, James Summer, Amy Lynn Baxter
Fantasy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  

A young couple on a European vacation get mixed up with a countess and a hunchbacked servant at a castle where black masses are held.

Director: Zoltan G. Spencer
Stars: Bambi Allen, Ron Darby, John Dullaghan
Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  

Two unemployed girlfriends, bored and needing money, decide to break into the local drug dealer's house and rip him off. However, when they get inside they find that he's been murdered. ... See full summary »

Director: Ronnie Cramer
Stars: Steve Duvall, Michael Ford, Kelly J. Hornbaker
Infestation (2009)
Action | Adventure | Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  

A slacker awakes to find himself weak and wrapped in a webbing; after realizing that the world has been taken over by giant alien insects, he wakes a ragtag group of strangers and together they fight for survival.

Director: Kyle Rankin
Stars: Chris Marquette, Brooke Nevin, Kinsey Packard
Primal Rage (1988)
Horror | Sci-Fi | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  

A scientist at a Florida university inadvertantly creates a "rage virus" while performing experiments intended to restore dead brain tissue in baboons. When a journalist for the college ... See full summary »

Director: Vittorio Rambaldi
Stars: Patrick Lowe, Cheryl Arutt, Sarah Buxton
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  

The frustrated housewife Leslie visits an animal shop to purchase a flea-collar. Unknowing that the owner is a werewolf, she accepts his invitation to lunch and later in his apartment. ... See full summary »

Director: Michael Fischa
Stars: Susan Blakely, John Saxon, Tina Caspary
Corpse Eaters (1974)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  

A story of zombies eating freshly killed humans.

Directors: Donald R. Passmore, Klaus Vetter
Stars: Michael Hopkins, Ed LeBreton, Terry London
Alfred the Great I (1969)
Certificate: M/PG Drama | History | War
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  

While Old England is being ransacked by roving Danes in the ninth century, Alfred is planning to join the priesthood. But observing the rape of his land, he puts away his religious vows, to... See full summary »

Director: Clive Donner
Stars: David Hemmings, Michael York, Prunella Ransome
Father Ted (1995–1998)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  

Three misfit priests and their housekeeper live on Craggy Island, not the peaceful and quiet part of Ireland that it seems to be.

Stars: Dermot Morgan, Ardal O'Hanlon, Frank Kelly
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  

A New England home is terrorized by a series of murders, unbeknownst to the guests that a gruesome secret is hiding in the basement.

Director: Lucio Fulci
Stars: Catriona MacColl, Paolo Malco, Ania Pieroni
Drama | War
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  

Through the innocent eyes of Bruno, the eight-year-old son of the commandant at a German concentration camp, a forbidden friendship with a Jewish boy on the other side of the camp fence has startling and unexpected consequences.

Director: Mark Herman
Stars: Asa Butterfield, David Thewlis, Rupert Friend
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Andren Scott Andren Scott ... Marcus Templeton
Sarah Young Sarah Young ... Violent Call Girl
Jean Wolf Jean Wolf ... Blind Date
Christie Cass Christie Cass ... Call Girl
Karen Zaczkowski Karen Zaczkowski ... Sunbather
Roland Hartley Roland Hartley ... Guy in the park
Sherri Burdette Sherri Burdette ... Girl in the park
Karen Burns Karen Burns ... TV Dancer
Cindy Radiff Cindy Radiff ... TV Dancer
Rebecca Watson Rebecca Watson ... 1-Date 'girl friend'
Becky Van Lewen Becky Van Lewen ... Ex-'girl friend'
Stephanie Campana Stephanie Campana ... Call Girl
Colette Feher Colette Feher ... Peeping Tom Victim
Karen Pombo Karen Pombo ... Call Girl
Jim Norton ... Marcus's Dad
Edit

Storyline

This is the story of Marcus Templeton, a lonely security guard who blows all of his life savings on prostitutes because he is a TOTAL LOSER!

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Taglines:

Watch This Lonely Bastard Spend His Entire Life Savings on Call Girls in Less Than Two Weeks!

Genres:

Comedy

Certificate:

Not Rated | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

View content advisory »
Edit

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Filming Locations:

Denver, Colorado, USA See more »

Company Credits

Show more on IMDbPro »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color
See full technical specs »
Edit

Did You Know?

Quotes

Marcus: I could go buy something at the store - those people *have* to talk to you.
See more »

Connections

Referenced in Glory Daze (1995) See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

 
Fast-forward through the boobs; stay for the loser
10 June 2005 | by L_Ron_HagarSee all my reviews

There are so many great scenes in this movie. The drama that is the rise-and-fall of Marcus Templeton is engaging and believable; Andren Scott hits the nail on the head as the archetype of the good-natured, clueless, pathetic sap. Like Homer Simpson and George Costanza, everyone knows a Marcus, and will probably recognize a little bit of Marcus in themselves.

I can honestly say that this movie has some of the best tragically comic, pathetically poignant one-liners of any movie: "Can I at least touch your breasts? Well can I at least see them for a minute? Would you like to go home now?"

It's unfortunate then, that the bad scenes (i.e. the "sexy stripper" scenes) are so prolific and long. You will ask yourself "were hot girls really that lame and homely in the late eighties?" These seemingly never-ending, awkward strip teases will have the whole room uncomfortable, and the god-awful, noodle-doodle electric guitar accompaniment will serve to heighten the pain.

But then again, that's what the remote control is for...


8 of 10 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you? | Report this
Review this title | See all 6 user reviews »

Contribute to This Page

Free Movies and TV Shows You Can Watch Now

On IMDb TV, you can catch Hollywood hits and popular TV series at no cost. Select any poster below to play the movie, totally free!

Browse free movies and TV series

Stream Popular Action and Adventure Titles With Prime Video

Explore popular action and adventure titles available to stream with Prime Video.

Start your free trial



Recently Viewed