Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Timothy Balme | ... | Lionel Cosgrove | |
Diana Peñalver | ... | Paquita Maria Sanchez | |
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Elizabeth Moody | ... | Mum (Vera Cosgrove) |
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Ian Watkin | ... | Uncle Les |
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Brenda Kendall | ... | Nurse McTavish |
Stuart Devenie | ... | Father McGruder | |
Jed Brophy | ... | Void | |
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Stephen Papps | ... | Zombie McGruder |
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Murray Keane | ... | Scroat |
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Glenis Levestam | ... | Nora Matheson |
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Lewis Rowe | ... | Mr. Matheson |
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Elizabeth Mulfaxe | ... | Rita |
Harry Sinclair | ... | Roger | |
Davina Whitehouse | ... | Paquita's Grandmother | |
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Silvio Famularo | ... | Paquita's Father |
In New Zealand's peaceful town of Wellington, Lionel Cosgrove--an oppressed bachelor who is still living with his despotic mother, Vera--has finally found his soulmate: the kind grocery store clerk, Paquita. However, before long, things will take a turn for the worse in Lionel's already messed-up world, when Skull Island's vicious Sumatran Rat-Monkey bites Vera after a visit to the local zoo. Now that Vera's got the "bite", the virulent infection is rapidly turning her into a puss-squirting flesh-eating living dead, and the volatile situation is bound to get out of hand, as an ever-growing collection of dead bodies and other stimulant-enhanced zombie misfits start to cram Lionel's basement. Poor Lionel--whether you like it or not--you need to man up and clean up the mess; moreover, summon up the courage to confront your decomposing mummy, and the family's ugly secret. Nevertheless, has Lionel what it takes to save the day, and get the girl? Written by Nick Riganas
This film is truly the finest hour of the young, aggressive, full-speed-ahead Peter Jackson. Check your squeamishness at the door and get ready for proof that splatter can be played for laughs.
Not all the laughs are splatter-based. The opening scene shows a zookeeper waving a permit to a tribe of hostile natives about to kill him, shouting out "per-mit! Per-mit!" From there, the film descends into the inspired, amused lunacy of the splatstick. Look for the cameo of a young, thin Peter Jackson as a mortician's assistant. Also look for the minor hilarious characters- the Nazi vet, the idiot football player, and most famous of all, Father MacGruder, he of the film's best one-liner.
Timothy Balme is excellent as the nebbishy mama's boy who ends up taking on the whole undead world by himself, with a couple of mechanical aids. He out-Ashes Ash! Like any good zombie film, the end features waves of zombies, but many with unique and twisted personalities of their own. The best is, of course, zombie baby. It is shocking and yet hilarious to see what zombie baby endures, and yet survives (perhaps to live on in the long awaited sequel?) Ten stars, and five out of five blood splats thrown up against the wall (during the last half hour).