Blown Away (1993 TV Movie)
Corey Haim: Rich
Rich : [to Megan, regarding the large stuffed animal covering her naked body] Nice duck.
Cy : [upon learning that daughter's boyfriend works at his ski resort] I assume you're doing a good job?
Rich : Yes, Sir, I am! Trying to save up enough money to go to college. The pay isn't that good...
Cy : Yeah, but the fringe benefits are pretty good though, aren't they?
Rich : [winks at Megan] Yes, Sir, they are.
Cy : [softly] Do they include my daughter?
Megan : [shocked] Dad!
Rich : [unsure] Sir?
Cy : I'm only kidding, honey. Rich knew I was joking, didn't you?
Rich : [uneasily] Absolutely.
Rich : [to the detective] Here's your fuckin' wire.
Wes : [while they're playing squash] You know she's seventeen, don't you?
Rich : I had no idea. When I saw her, my brain went south.
Wes : Gonna see her again?
Rich : Don't know. And it's none of your business.
Wes : Seventeen, a warped age. They screw like bunnies. But... she'll mess with your mind, man.
Rich : Philosophy from a guy who'd screw a snake, if someone held its head.
Wes : Screwing and infatuation are worlds apart, Rich. The one I'm warning you about is the most dangerous brain disease known to man.
Wes : But then again, I guess we don't have to worry, because you don't have a brain, and you're certainly not a real man.
Rich : [taking this in, uncertain] Play ball, man.
Rich : Wes and his amazing penis.