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Ted & Venus (1991)

Ted Whitley is a poet who is stalking the woman of his dreams, Linda Turner. She was volunteering at a community resource project when he came in to find out about low cost housing.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
... Ted Whitley
... Max Waters (as Jim Brolin)
Kim Adams ... Linda Turner
... Colette
... Gloria
... Herb
... Grace
... Homeless Vietnam Veteran
... Ted's Attorney
Roberta Wallach ... District Attorney
... Judge William H. Converse
... Judge Katherine Notch
... Bailiff
... Publisher
... Bag Lady
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Ted Whitley is a poet who is stalking the woman of his dreams, Linda Turner. She was volunteering at a community resource project when he came in to find out about low cost housing.

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In the Sea of Love... Sometimes You Drown

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Rated R for strong language, sexual dialogue and sensuality, and for some drug cont. | See all certifications »
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20 December 1991 (USA)  »

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Ted & Vênus  »

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Originally in the poetry reading scene was going to include a poem written by Henry Rollins. This was changed at the last minute when permission was refused for its inclusion in the film. Bud Cort wrote all the poetry himself at the last minute. See more »

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Mrs. Turner: If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I'll have both of your legs broken and your tongue removed with an ice-pick. Do I make myself clear?
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Painful to watch.
30 November 2003 | by See all my reviews

I enjoyed the first 15 minutes of this movie. After that all I could do was cringe at this movie and each and every character in it. Stay away. I don't understand why anyone would make a movie like this. I can only imagine that half of the audience walked out.


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