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Ted & Venus (1991)

Ted Whitley is a poet who is stalking the woman of his dreams, Linda Turner. She was volunteering at a community resource project when he came in to find out about low cost housing.

Director:

Bud Cort

Writers:

Paul Ciotti (screenplay), Paul Ciotti (story) | 2 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Bud Cort ... Ted Whitley
James Brolin ... Max Waters (as Jim Brolin)
Kim Adams Kim Adams ... Linda Turner
Carol Kane ... Colette
Pamella D'Pella ... Gloria
Brian Thompson ... Herb
Rhea Perlman ... Grace
Woody Harrelson ... Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Martin Mull ... Ted's Attorney
Roberta Wallach ... District Attorney
Timothy Leary ... Judge William H. Converse
Tricia O'Neil ... Judge Katherine Notch
Tony Genaro ... Bailiff
Vincent Schiavelli ... Publisher
Andrea Martin ... Bag Lady
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Storyline

Ted Whitley is a poet who is stalking the woman of his dreams, Linda Turner. She was volunteering at a community resource project when he came in to find out about low cost housing.

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Taglines:

In the Sea of Love... Sometimes You Drown

Genres:

Comedy | Drama | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong language, sexual dialogue and sensuality, and for some drug cont. | See all certifications »
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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

20 December 1991 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Ted & Vênus See more »

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Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Originally, the poetry reading scene was going to include a poem written by Henry Rollins. This was changed at the last minute when permission was refused for its inclusion in the film. Bud Cort wrote all the poetry himself at the last minute. See more »

Quotes

Ted Whitley: I want a tube-top Venus who undulates my soul... and my shorts. I want a virgin whore who speaks perfect Chinese, and kisses French fluidly. I want a stainless steel boudoir with a velvety throne. I want a golden parakeet to shit on her soul. I want to loofah the pain and hurt from her ivory shoulder blades. I want a woman who's not afraid of making a right turn in a left lane. I want a pizza with all the trimmings. A steak tartar; hold the onions. Velvety images shrink with the rain. I want a ...
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Amazing film
4 November 2018 | by katemimeSee all my reviews

'Ted & Venus' is a very rare film that conveys the fear of a woman being stalked with an insight into why the stalker acts the way he does. It also has humorous moments without losing sight of the serious issue. Great film.


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