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The Roller Blade Seven (1991)

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In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission

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... Hawk
... Black Knight
... Tarot
... Desert Maurader
... Pharoah
... Saint O'ffender
... Officer Daryl Skates
Mark Richardson ... Chopper
Selina Jayne ... Spirit Guide
Roger Ellis ... Stealth
Claudia Scholtz ... Kabuki
Kenneth H. Kim ... Utility Ninja
Ani Bilesky ... Hawk's Bride 1
Liselotte Christiansen ... Hawk's Bride 2
Sam Mann ... Axe Man
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In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission

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Named number 27 of the 100 Best B-Movies of All Time by Paste Magazine in 2014. See more »

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Hawk: You have sent for me, Father Donaldo?
Reverend Donaldo: Hawk, sister Sparrow has been adapted and taken into our worst nightmare.
Hawk: You mean my sister that has become your sister?
Reverend Donaldo: Yes, our sister sister. You must go now to rescue her!
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Follows Roller Blade Warriors: Taken by Force (1989) See more »

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The worst film of all time.
13 July 2005 | by See all my reviews

This film is, far and wide and beyond any shadow of a doubt, the single worst and most contemptible film in the history of the universe.

It really *is* that bad.

Personally I have always enjoyed the guilty pleasure of a terrible film, and rented this one thinking it would be one of those. To my immense disappointment, it was not.

The script is delivered in a way that sounds as if they're reading the lines directly off placards, the story makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, and the actual film looks like it was shot on a home video camera. I couldn't even finish watching it. It is even worse than "Witch Academy", and that's quite a feat in itself.

I cannot even begin to fathom how a director could shoot this film, and then still have the sense to believe it was decent enough to release.

Painful, awful, horrendous.


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