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The Roller Blade Seven (1991)

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In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission

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Donald G. Jackson

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Scott Shaw ... Hawk
Frank Stallone ... Black Knight
Karen Black ... Tarot
Don Stroud ... Desert Maurader
William Smith ... Pharoah
Joe Estevez ... Saint O'ffender
Rhonda Shear ... Officer Daryl Skates
Mark Richardson ... Chopper
Selina Jayne Selina Jayne ... Spirit Guide
Roger Ellis Roger Ellis ... Stealth
Claudia Scholtz Claudia Scholtz ... Kabuki
Kenneth H. Kim Kenneth H. Kim ... Utility Ninja
Ani Bilesky Ani Bilesky ... Hawk's Bride 1
Liselotte Christiansen Liselotte Christiansen ... Hawk's Bride 2
Sam Mann Sam Mann ... Axe Man
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In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission

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Also Known As:

Brygada siedmiu mieczy See more »

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The majority of the dialogue for this film was based upon two books written by Scott Shaw: "Essence: The Zen of Everything" and "Zen O'Clock: Time To Be". See more »

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Saint Offender: I shall have my revange now!
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Followed by Return of the Roller Blade Seven (1993) See more »

Soundtracks

Them Roller Blades
Written by Judy Henske, Donald G. Jackson, Scott Shaw
Performed by Judy Henske
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A Godzilla sized turkey
15 March 2002 | by Hail_to_the_chimpSee all my reviews

It was (foolishly) with some degree of relish that I sat down to watch what a friend had promised would be the worst/best movie experience of my life, the mighty 'Roller blade 7'. 2 years on and I'm still in therapy. Oh yes my dear friends it REALLY IS THAT BAD. They obviously got about 40 minutes of footage in the can and then decided to use said footage endlessly and repeatedly to brain-numbing effect. My only fear of the kind of post-apocalyptic world featured in this turkey is that somehow, some way, a print of this abomination would survive. Truly the living would envy the dead.


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