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The Roller Blade Seven (1991)

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In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission

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Donald G. Jackson

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Scott Shaw ... Hawk
Frank Stallone ... Black Knight
Karen Black ... Tarot
Don Stroud ... Desert Maurader
William Smith ... Pharoah
Joe Estevez ... Saint O'ffender
Rhonda Shear ... Officer Daryl Skates
Mark Richardson ... Chopper
Selina Jayne Selina Jayne ... Spirit Guide
Roger Ellis Roger Ellis ... Stealth
Claudia Scholtz Claudia Scholtz ... Kabuki
Kenneth H. Kim Kenneth H. Kim ... Utility Ninja
Ani Bilesky Ani Bilesky ... Hawk's Bride 1
Liselotte Christiansen Liselotte Christiansen ... Hawk's Bride 2
Sam Mann Sam Mann ... Axe Man
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In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission

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Also Known As:

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Named number 27 of the 100 Best B-Movies of All Time by Paste Magazine in 2014. See more »

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Black Knight: Look! I will kill you!
Hawk: We shall see about that, won't we?
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Followed by Return of the Roller Blade Seven (1993) See more »

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The worst film of all time.
13 July 2005 | by ononaSee all my reviews

This film is, far and wide and beyond any shadow of a doubt, the single worst and most contemptible film in the history of the universe.

It really *is* that bad.

Personally I have always enjoyed the guilty pleasure of a terrible film, and rented this one thinking it would be one of those. To my immense disappointment, it was not.

The script is delivered in a way that sounds as if they're reading the lines directly off placards, the story makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, and the actual film looks like it was shot on a home video camera. I couldn't even finish watching it. It is even worse than "Witch Academy", and that's quite a feat in itself.

I cannot even begin to fathom how a director could shoot this film, and then still have the sense to believe it was decent enough to release.

Painful, awful, horrendous.


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