Well, fine. Well then I'll just go over there and say, "Hi, I'm Tom and you don't know me, but I've been spying on you for a couple of months now and I am finding you very attractive in a very real, very hormonal way." And then she'll slap me silly.
There are worse things in this world than getting slapped by a beautiful woman, you'll see.
Happy Birthday to You
Written by Mildred J. Hill
, Patty S. Hill
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